If I have learned anything today it is that Abby Miller is colorblind. We all where the same color tights, you know?

LIFE. DID YOU WATCH THE VIDEOS? THEY ARE TRAINING FOR THE HARSH REALITY WE ARE ALL LIVING.

Are you thinking of Mike Wallace?

Wait, we have to be a celebrity to fuck the pizza guy... ?

Agree x 1,000,000. I am not cool with with Banks for a lot of reasons, but her thoughts on shitty white racist Americans is not one of them. Somehow, I think white people will be okay.

jkjkjk <3

Ugh, mine too! She's the best/worst. It's like super casual trolling.

I really don’t think I can get through my day anymore without judyj’s opinion and husband references.

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SHUT UP. WHAT. NO WAY.

All babies look like bald men.

Ugh, reason #262,236 I need to start watching Hannibal.

What? Ew.

Wasn’t the top rumored contender some fancy french bajillionaire (businessman? a prince? a journalist?)

I think that’s what they wanted prospective viewers to think. The revelation that the emphasis was in fact MAN was the big reveal in the first ep. GOTCHA!

The grammatical construction is that of a dog.

And he has been SO GOOD this season. I want a supercut of just his scenes.

This season has been pretty terrible (par for the course, not complaining) but I would rewatch every episode just for all the Barba-babe-moments. He has been lighting the courtroom/chambers ON FIRE with his prosecution.

I hope they're setting him up for a big ol' fall. There is just no way they're building him up as such a consistent bonehead every week without the season ending with him being revealed as a serial killer who is married to his mom or something.

Ditto. laddy do babby will never not be hilarious to me.