bologneseplease
bologneseplease
Is everyone on the internet in some sort of asshole competition?
I know there is a lot of ageist/sexist criticism thrown Madonna's way. I get it. I see it. It's awful. But... this... what are you even doing, girl? I am not even mad that "thirst" is the new earworm, because it is the best word for her. SO thirsty.
They're just pretending it never happened. It's just a shitty thing to do to the audience. I wasn't even into them as a couple! And then they coerced me! And then took it away!
[Redacted because it's Monday and you are just a troll]
Honestly I think he is the only person who could have done it justice. I would see it opening night with him, I doubt I will see it with anyone else. It's fucking weird that people think he is Borat, and not like, an actor.
Don't.
But I thought we hated Madonna. This is confusing.
GENDER IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT, AVA.
TEAM MARIJUANA / TEAM PIE
Rih single + that travesty of a March Madness final 8 = CAPSLOCK THURSDAY ON JEZEBEL.
Your reactions over the course of this bracket make me think you now know what it feels like when lesbian hippie parents raise a kid who turns out to be a republican capitalist lawyer.
I AM GOING TO START A CHANGE.ORG PETITION. THIS NOT SOMETHING WE SHOULD TAKE LYING DOWN. FIRST MEMES, THEN CIVILIZATION.
This story! It's beautiful! This is what people are voting against! YOU ARE ALL MONSTERS. BINGE WATCHING IS DAMN PEDESTRIAN. DRUNK GIRLS ARE A FUCKING ART FORM AND IT IS DYING AND IT IS ALL YOUR FAULT.
Being a teenager seems so hard and awful.
No.