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The hell is going on in the office today?

This is the first gif I have ever made. I promise to practice. I am sorry.

I want to be supportive of the fact that Jemima has a strong sense personal style, and she has made clear what she likes— but OMG she is WRONG in her choice. It feels like she always wears ill fitting satin and it rarely looks good.

OMG how have I not seen her? I am always really excited to watch new trolls roll around on the ground throwing tantrums.

There's a $63 deposit if you don't provide your own jar. But you can reuse the jar when you are done!

Yes, and the babies are made by local artisans on a sustainable farm.

The heart wants what it wants.

It's a little late in the season to start preserving babies.

Matching. White. Suits.
Beard. to. Beard!

There's a gif of the beards becoming one happily-wedded beard!!!

Does this mean Jezebel is strictly politics and (non-entertainment) news? Is it going to do that cross-share thing on Jezebel whenever its arts/entertainment/Rihanna? Or is this just bonus blog and Jez is staying the same? I am scared of change.

Bless your heart for this gif.

I am not even sure you were trying to sell the movie to us, but, yknow, totally going to watch it over the holidays.

MR. WORLD WIDE.

Hey, I think the other verses are okay! I mean when Jay say s his achilles heel is LOVE! And lord knows how many times I rapped to myself about putting a pussy in a sarcophagus. Some people's best is just better than others.

Imma co-sign this. PPffbbbttt like I was going to get work done today! Yeah right, I am going shopping.

That verse is hands down the best feature in popular rap music. Good on everyone all around.