It isn't fair that I only have one star to give.

Rebel looks so good in every photo. As someone who LOVES Anna Kendrick, I gotta say Rebel is working it harder than the other two girls who just look like extras/midwest prom queens.

I feel like I will never stop laughing at this comment.

Girl with her hands on her head emoji, blushing face emoji, cat with heart eyes emoji.

Ugh samesies, except I HATED her special. I feel like I even yelled "FINE!" when I clicked play, like I had been driven to do it because of twitter. And then disappointment.

While I am not a fan, it is something I have no choice in avoiding just because of the shape of my lips, it just gets in there. Do people do it on a purpose? Probably.

Jena Malone is classic perfection and I want to bottle her soul and spritz it behind my ears every morning.

I dunno, the last time I had a pepperoni pizza hot pocket I threw it away after 4 bites because it tasted/looked like a post-pizza barf. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This is perfection, but can I also add a real soft cozy hat or one of those fleece ski headbands. Or the worlds softest hoodie. Don't let that warmth escape out your noggin.

Lol, everyone hates you now, and not for the reason you want. How dare you put hot pockets before pizza bagels.

I JUST decided that this book will make the perfect unexpected Christmas gift to my mom. I always buy her scarves and socks and boring shit, and whatever weird fantasy author shes's into that year. This will be perfect.

I was surprised that so many of the bras were less than $100. I want to buy them ALL.

Let's ban it.

How has this not broken the world record for Kinja stars?!

I dunno man, this is the only story so far that has made me laugh. I think that means you win.

When I was 15 years old someone threw a dead cat at the window nearest the seat I was sitting in on the bus. Like really threw it so hard because the bus driver has just kicked them off as I boarded the bus and took a seat. Which probably means he had the cat with him on the bus.

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I don't understand why they can't just do another song? Are we out of new songs? We must only cover old songs now? I would love a new lady duet, we really need more. I would also love a new Ladies Night (again, new song, not a cover). Why can't we just have more lady+lady/ies songs in general? There's a finite number…

Is this like a medical industry trend? I've seen multiple doctors about reoccurring cysts and they're all like "Pppffbbbt, it's just cysts. Probably ruptured. You'll be fine, take IB profen, bye." But that doesn't really help when I am missing work and paying for an MRI and regular ultrasounds. Thank god I haven't…

My dad would probably do a better job picking a date for me than I would, and I am pretty sure I am more mentally stable than Britney Spears.