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I fucking loved it. It's a well made film, really gorgeous, the score is STELLAR, the acting superb, and it is entertaining as fuck. I do not understand why everyone wants everything to be 100% realistic. Real life doesn't have plot holes and is full of realistic science and it fucking sucks. I get enough reality from

She is barely in it, it is one scene, towards the end. Lithgow's role is a little bigger. Damon is fantastic in a small but very meaty role. SO good.

Starring for spelling.

Concealer/foundation/powder, then line the lips first, then hire a makeup artist.

Gonna just leave this page open and wait for the comments to roll in!

We doing a gif party?

This feature, just like the real Rihanna, has haters coming out of the woodwork. And just like RiRi, we ain't got time for your shit.

They wouldn't include that shot if they didn't want us to day dream about dat ass. We had literally no choice.

This is all I ever needed to know to be on Team Evans (okay, but he is also wonderful in interviews, FINE):

Exactly. How is he going to be a leader of his family if he isnt 10 years older than his teen bride?!

Could be like Dolly Parton's husband, he basically never leaves their property and never goes to he shows/travels. And they've been together for a million years. Everything Dolly does is perfect, so when in doubt reference Dolly.

Do you watch CMT or listen to country music? Because you would know most of them if you did.

Big hair never ended for country music.

I also really like it! It fits well, and the lacy itself is not particularly frilly. She looks nice.

This is the internet, where people hate everything. People who like things are busy liking things not on the internet.

And black Timberlands would actually look pretty great with his outfit.

I didn't notice til you pointed it out! Now it's all I can see (but I do really love the whoel look minus the death eye.)