I am often a little skeptical of Jezebel (even though I read nearly every post) because they have a real flair for clickbait and faux-outrage sometimes, but the fact that this doesn't break under the weight of it's sarcasm and just plays straight through just made my day. Brava!
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... the band?
THAT IRELAND BALDWIN TWEET MAKES ME TO HAPPY! Not because I give a shit about Alec Baldwin's offspring, but because it's probably about Angel Haze who I just love for giving my fave album in a long time. Hopefully it means inspiration for more music, although maybe a break up would be better for that...
I haven't seen that movie in probably 10 years, and I only started crying during movies like 5 years ago. But that gif just cause tears to projectile shoot out of my eyes. Guess I will never watch that movie again. Now I know.
I'll even admit that Modern Family was really good for a few seasons, and I am guilty of watch BBT for a while too. But then they stopped trying. And other shows are constantly trying new things, fresh ideas and are just trying to be as funny as hell. It's just weird to me because it could be great press for the Emmys…
I need to write down this amazing and multi-purpose metaphor. God bless.
And what do they have against other long running network comedies like Parks and Recreation? I feel like they've earned at least a nomination in the same league as the others this year.
The requirement that they nominate BBT and Modern Family every year is one of the most frustrating things for me as someone who watches A LOT of tv, and I try hard to give everything a chance. Both of those shows have haven phoning it in the paddy two seasons. They have their audience and they're going to get their…
IT IS NOT OKAY. THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANYTHING EVER. I CANT EAT OR SLEEP UNTIL THIS IS RESOLVED.
It's true, I was so defensive that I googled "dita von teese leaving gym." I am on a rampage! Somebody get me a hobby!
Also, NO ONE is arguing with you that Dita is more fabulous than Taylor. That's like trying to argue that Hersey's is better than gourmet chocolate.
I have the Payless version and never know what to wear them with. Taking note on the above spread for future outfits!
She wears a lot of The Reformation and Oscar de la Renta. The only remotely affordable stuff she wears is the occasional Talbots sweater.
YOU WIN.
Or:
I like to imagine how miserable those people are right now. HEY SUCKERS, my life rules now, and you'll never be able take my fairy wings and pink hair from me. (yknow, from when I was a kid).
Totally right. MIDDLE SCHOOL IS HELL FOR ALMOST EVERYONE. As a 30 year old, I will say middle school is the #1 era I would never like to relive, and a lot of people would agree.
We've needed a way to make it not hell for them for a very long time. And yes, I do read a lot, thank you for asking. Do you have any hobbies?