BREAKING NEWS: MIDDLE SCHOOL IS HELL FOR TEENAGE GIRLS...

Yes, except it also paves the way for the 50+ other companies who have sued for similar exemptions, including some that oppose all contraceptives. Equally important, the court's narrow decision guarantees that birth control — something 99 percent of women rely on in their lifetime — will remain a political tool in…

THE HAIR. JUST NO, GIRL.

I would just make a few minor changes, but I totally get what she's goin' for and I like it.

I feel like Jon Stewart has provided this at some point, just not sure when...

I've heard that so much! I am probably the least viable candidate per my discussions with my gynos over the years, but my doctor was all about IUDs. Insertion hurt LIKE A FIREY SWORD STABBING, SPINNING AND CREATING A BLACK HOLE OF PAIN, and I had what felt like extremely bad cramps for a 48 hrs. But outside of that…

I think the "low dose" line is actually really true, and your doctors are being real with you on that. I went through every pill under the sun and they all gave me a differnet set of miserable side effects. Alesse was just TOO MUCH and made me feel like a montser on a roller coaster. Low dose was never low enough for…

Or at least the ONLY naked belly shot in her Life is But a Dream doc. I feel like there really wasnt more evidence beyond that single webcam scene, and it was a weak argument. But dat gif doe.

I'm totally a belly truther, and I fucking love Bey. That gif is a big "U MAD?" at me, and I deserve it.

I was just about to say the same thing to you, oddly enough.

Jean-Ralphio on Parks & Rec (among other things)!

Yeah she is without question the most gorgeous woman I can think of in Hollywood. Shrug.

You are such a bummer.

OH I'M SORRY, DOES BEING THE CHOSEN ONE NOT ENTITLE YOU TO SUPERIORITY? COMPLEX, MY ASS.

After clicking on that goddamn "rosebudding" article, not even guinea pigs can save my brain. Gawker/Jez it turning into some weird choose-your-own-adventure Clockwork Orange.

You guys are def the cutest/weirdest ship at Gawker media.

Your entire argument is invalid because the same rule doesn't apply to women. I could spend 4 hour putting on makeup for my drivers license photo, and then ever wear make up ever again. Nobody would ever ask me to remove it.