GOD BLESS AMERICA.

I LOVE THIS SHOW SO MUCH. Best TV news I have heard in a while! They're so fantastic and gross and real and god they're just everything I need from comedy. Yay!

Merzwski was sentenced to just a year and a month in prison for sexual assault.

I feel like this is a direct response to all the common-taters who were all "Ugh why does JenLaw need to take a year off? Being a celebrity is so easy!" on yesterday's news.

I clicked on the title without even finishing reading. Now that's what I call clickbait! (It was cross posted to Jezebel)

WHY ISNT THERE AN APP FOR THAT?

But where's the clickbait in that!?

I feel like you've photoshopped this, and I am too upset to click the link above and find out that I am wrong.

SOMETIMES I DOUBT YOUR COMMITMENT TO SMOLDER MOTION.

I want to hate it. But like, I so would if I could.

OMG. R&MHSR 4 EVER.

MICHAEL B JORDAN AND DRAKE. NOPE. LEAVE ME ALONE. I STILL HAVE 1.5 HOURS OF WORK LEFT. STOP IT.

"I'm not an angry person." WHAT? She punched Farrah in the face while she was holding her daughter and then threatened her with a kitchen knife. BUT NO, not angry at all!

You haven't seen one of these?

I dunno about an identical match to the Vivienne Westwood, but it reminds me of the floral dresses here:

The only part of the Olympics I've bothered to watch (youtube) was Netrebko. And she was kinda whatever compared to Renee at the Superbowl.

And it's being directed by man, because Hollywood.

I feel like she went from "manufactured beauty" to "alien" in the past six months. The proverbial plastic surgery shark has been jumped.

I feel like there's something to be said about being attracted to something that you are envious of. For months now I have been debating whether I find him attractive because I wish my hair looked like his, or if it is what makes him sexually attractive to me, and I have concluded that they are one and the same.