Hello, new dream wedding dress. It is so nice to finally meet you. (replace veil with something more translucent, obvi)

OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS. I need for summer to be here like RIGHT MEOW.

I watched it and I was like, yeah, this is pretty gay. But then Youtube suggested I check out his routine to Bad Romance....

FUCK YES. I am so glad that they picked her over some more "popular" stars like Bey, RiRi, Miley, Katy Perry etc. I don't really listen to her music all that often but I prefer her as a role model, grown ass woman, and as a general badass.

Poker face, you say?

As expected, I have a lot of issues with the Golden Globe nominees, but none more egregious than the male actor in a comedy series. I love Michael J Fox as a person, but really, not one actor from New Girl? And Andy Samberg's overacting schtick gets an nomination? But Zooey D gets a nom? Really? K.

"JASON DERULO."

I've been avoiding them until I recently caught them on SNL (PAUL RUDD 4 EVER!) and I tried to objectively pick my favorite and I think Harry was the best singer, most natural personality and had the least obnoxious style. But just to be subversive I have decided I like the super normal looking one, he was the second…

HOLY SHIT THESE ARE EVERYTHING. (from his website)

Yes! Agreed. He is soooo good at it.

It's on my list! But again, he looks like a similar character! He is so good at it.

So so so so excited for more Dane DeHaan after seeing him in Place Beyond the Pines. I don't know how versatile he is, but goddamn he is captivating in that movie. The only other things I have seen him in are Chronicle and an ep of SVU, both of which he plays a similar character with a less interesting script. But I…

Not really sure why this doesn't have a million recommends. All the stars for you!

I watched that gif for like ten minutes, mesmerized. Still not sure that it isn't Fassbender....

There are not enough drugs in the world for that.

This is true for small rescue organizations. Just barely true for actual animal shelters, those run by the city, state, or county. You can lie your way into a dog for $50, easy.

When I adopt my kid(s) I am going to tell everyone I rescued him/her. "Oh I didn't even know you were pregnant!" "Oh, Sammy is a rescue baby!"

Yes, Annie, that controversial musical about the realities of the American political climate.