When Rian Johnson showed his hand at how much he seems to have hated TFA by summarily dismissing every plot point of that movie.

Uhh...maybe don’t mention “home planet” to Leia.

Honestly, one of the most telling and scary things was when he flexed his hand to make sure he could move it.

“It is essential that profit-making businesses cannot simply hijack our parks”

Are you the Designated Survivor while the rest of the Deadspin staff is at the award ceremony?

Every blade of that grass stands for the anthem though.

This is like eating a mediocre chicken sandwich at a restaurant and then demanding you also be allowed to eat the beaks and feathers.

Randy Moss. All fines are to be paid in straight cash, homie.

Kanye.

I wrote about that months ago, but nice try.

Your 10 year old is not a millennial. We’re like fucking 30 now dude.

Deadspin: The Dodgers had their shots.

I don’t know.

Hell yeah. Grindhouse was a great night out at the movies. The crowd absolutely ate it up.

Yeah, but at least it was a dry hot seat.

wall built to defend against mexico ends up hurting united states

And somewhere, on a practice field somewhere, Roberto Aguayo smiles and softly chuckles to himself, then promptly misses another kick.

Rule of thumb: if you refer to women as “females,” you’re just telling on yourself.

I think surprising in the sense that nobody would expect things to go well for the Lions that many times in a row. I personally thought they were likely to win, but they’re also equally as likely any given game to shit the bed and become their own worst enemy.

Baseball: a sport where a serious man gets upset at his opponent for not helping one of his own guys play better.