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We all need to fucking chill about spoilers. If a movie is only good if you know 0 plot details going in, it’s a shitty movie.

To Reggie Rose’s credit, he did help Derrick pass the SAT.

If only more books had been released in a timely manner that had made her presence inescapable for a television production. But whoever could have made such a thing happen?

I think this was the 2nd biggest win in franchise history. A fucking regular season game. And I’m absolutely fucking pumped right now.

I got another $10 that says he breaks his knee first.

I bet The Slippery Slope would make a pretty good name for a winter game themed gay bar.

I started using Drew’s chili recipe the first year he posted it. I have made it so many times that my friends and family now regard it as my chili recipe. It is good, and I stole it all from Drew.

Is that a local Cheap Gametime Beer of the Week Drew is drinking?

What happens if they don’t? Do they eventually start accumulating delay of game penalties until they have to start penalizing them half the distance from their own end zone and run into Zeno’s Paradox where they can never get all the way back for a safety? Does the NFC Championship never happen? As the years pass by,…

This is a really bad look for Sager, so I guess he really did die as he lived.

Yeah, it’s kinda weird to see Deadspin writing a “just let people enjoy football” piece when making people feel bad for watching football is kinda their bread and butter. I mean, just yesterday, another writer admonished men who still watch football as being just as bad as those who still support Woody Allen. And the…

There are people who are lost causes, certainly. But there are even more people who are eligible to vote and do not, and need something, or someone, to activate them.

Hey, just thought you should know, you’re opinions are complete and utter garbage. You might want to do something about that.

The White Feminism going on in the comments is disappointing but I’m not surprised. Jessica is always talking about diversity but she doesn’t put her money where her mouth is. She has been tone deaf often on this issue. And quite frankly her calling out the lack of diversity was only after a bunch of black women on…

There is a town called North Pole in Alaska. It’s a little south of Fairbanks, decorated like Christmas year round, with candy cane street lights and giant Santa Claus statues, and has bad meth addiction and violent crime rates. Absolutely not joking.

Seriously. I have been waiting for something - anything - since the Shitty Media Men list came out. I was deeply disappointed to see Greg Howard there, one of my favorite-ever Deadspin writers, and now I can no longer read his work. Hello, Deadspin? What say you?

They do need to address this.

More or less than Beejoli had to stay silent when a deadspin staffer sexually assaulted her?