$6 drafts at the bar make that $9 6-pack in the fridge feel pretty free. The mental gymnastics I’m capable of would restore glory to MSU.

To be fair, it’s their first time in living memory their team has come this far. I suspect that TV stations in Washington would do the same if they got into the Eastern finals. “We’re out of the second round... now what happens?”

Only true 90's kids will remember Kellyanne Conway

George Foreman wouldn’t have had a problem.

That’s exactly what someone impersonating his twin brother on an NBA playoff team would say.

I don’t know, I feel like we keep saying that about various Republicans and it keeps not being true.

Man, the Danny Rand hate is getting old. Was it perfect? No. But Danny wasn’t really the problem. Iron Fist felt super rushed all over and except the Meachums and Gao, everyone was bad. Even Claire was bad. And Colleen Wing was hands down the worst character in the show.

Here is the “debate” in a nutshell:

You don’t leave it to chance.

ESPN isn’t the only sports company changing the way they do business. Deadspin thought it would be a good idea to pack the site with professional video game highlights to “expand their reach” and “draw in younger, tech-savvy audiences”. Buzzwords galore in that meeting for sure, I imagine!

Your country doesn’t even use the Metric system. You are Neanderthals.

“It was horrible.”

I wish the top comment wasn’t always the stupidest one.

Yes. This is the good stuff. More of this.

Definitely Won The Australian Open While Pregnant

Damn. The thought of the chant made me literally get goosebumps. Literally literally.

I remember hearing the the first GOTG was when the MCU would jump the shark...

Like, what is he trying to say? My daughters are so dumb? If they don’t know enough about cars, why didn’t you teach them?

No, because unlike some, I have The Ethics.