Remember when your friend would come over and beat your ass at your own video games?

USA! USA! USA!

Great troll job by the Chicago Tribune here:

It’s interesting and a bit weird whenever a celeb shaves off their famous beard.

Is this what it feels like when a Spanish speakers tries to read Portuguese or Italian? No idea what any of this means, but they look like words I know.

I gather that Marchman’s emotionless recitations of things the White Sox either did or did not do will be this year’s version of the Cards Lose series from last season.

Is 2017 the year Deadspin writes nice articles about the Cardinals or something? I do not like this new Deadspin.

Because it’s baseball.

(a dejected Houston Texans GM loads $10 million in a wheelbarrow to burn in a barrel fire) (looks through his desk for charcoal lighter/matches)

And yet they still managed to parade the players on fucking Ford Mustangs for 20 minutes with repetitive-ass music while the Tigers just stood there and watched.

But Cabrera won the triple crown so your facts can go straight to hell.

He can also go fuck himself:  

I’ve seen it for the past couple of years ... But I still don’t want to say [I’m] frustrated. It’s not worrisome. I’ve seen it before. I’ve seen this happen before. I’ve seen it go downhill quickly. I don’t think this is the situation. But we have to turn this thing around quickly.

Whoever wrote that headline

Luckily they’ll all be dead soon

Alaska

As bad as some of our commenters are they’re 100x better than the other GMG sites.

Now son you see how Coach Leyland snuck behind the dugout to smoke? And see how deeply he inhales that Marlboro light? That’s how you do it!

Bet it’s not just fun they want American kids to grow up hating.

#goals tbh