Why should they care about more? People work for money and benefits, not out of some samurai-like loyalty to an outfit that has proven time and time again that they don’t give two shits about them.

The guidelines were for teams that score touchdowns.

I’m hoping for some extremists to regularly blow parts of it up.

OSU beat the spread, Michigan failed to cover. The underdog cannot cover a spread.

He should’ve taken a technical while he was at it.

If there is a worse broadcaster in professional sports, I haven’t found him or her yet.

I honestly just feel bad for you?

I’ve been thinking recently how funny it is that after seven years of promising to have a super-awesome health care bill with no downsides, when they actually have to turn in their homework it’s such an atrocious proposal that hospitals, doctors, insurance companies, the AARP, ultra-conservative Republicans, moderate…

That is a great looking gym in every way but one.

My money is on Andy Brandy Casagrande IV. Long line of winners

If one is to smuggle a human being from country 1 to country 2 to country 3, then hiring shady human traffickers would seem to be #1 on the punch list. It’s not as if Shep McAllister has any human smuggling deals on the burner.

Wow, what a bunch of THUGS

Because there’s a tennis match in Europe starting in a few hours

Kansas getting bounced from the tournament early by a low seed? Sounds like it’s March Madness finally!

If he shits the bed? Have you had Chicago-style pizza?

Tell me about your wife. I know you have one, she gets a passing mention sometimes, but I’d like to know more. What do you admire about her, what have you learned from her. You seem like a caring husband and a good dad (so far) and somehow (??!?) I trust from your tone in the FunBag posts that you could write that…

I think this is great, because it will ensure that there are less kids in the theatres without jungle gyms.

So what’s it called? A “flipoffian tube?”

Counterpoint: Clerks 2 fucking sucks.

What kind of idiot director does the “cut to a closeup of the guy who just scored” when there’s four seconds left in the game???