Hopefully the future of sports news isn’t video game gossip being shoved down our throats by a razor company. Oh wait, that’s Deadspin.

Pacific Rim struggles to get a sequel but Transformers has 6 goddamn movies? Fuck American filmgoers.

Yeah seriously. I read this article and was like WTF. “Why are you still using microsoft word” is like “Why are you still using the internet, if you combine the post office, the library, your cable TV provider, and the student union, you’ve got like most of the same features!”

Some days I think there has to be a requirement to get into tech journalism that you throw out everything you ever knew about how normal people use technology.

its almost like giz thinks everyone in the god damn US is a freelance journalist, programmer, or esports players.

I’ve done way more word processing then I care to admit. I have never found a word processor that does anything nearly as well as Word. If you need to have complete control over the formatting of your document to submit your thesis (hundreds of footnotes, hundreds of pages, tables of contents and citations that change…

Because my documents do look better in Word than in Google Docs. And, oh, I’m a lawyer so I don’t want my documents from my clients and for my clients on the cloud.

Because it’s the only approved word processing software at my employer.

I assume the other party in the murder suicide was a grizzly bear.

Ah, now eventually you DO plan to have Ragnarok in your, in your Ragnarok movie, right? Hello?

The contest took place at the MGM Hotel and Casino, and the league’s gambling policy prohibits players from appearing at promotional events at casinos.

An ERA of 135!

Remember when your friend would come over and beat your ass at your own video games?

USA! USA! USA!

Great troll job by the Chicago Tribune here:

It’s interesting and a bit weird whenever a celeb shaves off their famous beard.

Is this what it feels like when a Spanish speakers tries to read Portuguese or Italian? No idea what any of this means, but they look like words I know.

I gather that Marchman’s emotionless recitations of things the White Sox either did or did not do will be this year’s version of the Cards Lose series from last season.

Is 2017 the year Deadspin writes nice articles about the Cardinals or something? I do not like this new Deadspin.

Because it’s baseball.