(a dejected Houston Texans GM loads $10 million in a wheelbarrow to burn in a barrel fire) (looks through his desk for charcoal lighter/matches)

And yet they still managed to parade the players on fucking Ford Mustangs for 20 minutes with repetitive-ass music while the Tigers just stood there and watched.

But Cabrera won the triple crown so your facts can go straight to hell.

He can also go fuck himself:  

I know its a matter of semantics, six in one hand half a dozen in the other, but can we stop calling movies like this remakes? Its another adaptation of a book.

It’s possible to create new, diverse characters and have them operate without having someone else “step down”.

I’ve seen it for the past couple of years ... But I still don’t want to say [I’m] frustrated. It’s not worrisome. I’ve seen it before. I’ve seen this happen before. I’ve seen it go downhill quickly. I don’t think this is the situation. But we have to turn this thing around quickly.

Whoever wrote that headline

We’re about to start a nuclear war with North Korea, Trump has stocked his White House with white nationalists, and Republicans are trying to strip 20 million people of health insurance—to say nothing of climate change, the rise in hate crimes, or attacks on reproductive rights.

Luckily they’ll all be dead soon

Alaska

As bad as some of our commenters are they’re 100x better than the other GMG sites.

Now son you see how Coach Leyland snuck behind the dugout to smoke? And see how deeply he inhales that Marlboro light? That’s how you do it!

Bet it’s not just fun they want American kids to grow up hating.

#goals tbh

I didn’t know about it.

 Why should they care about more? People work for money and benefits, not out of some samurai-like loyalty to an outfit that has proven time and time again that they don’t give two shits about them.

The guidelines were for teams that score touchdowns.

I now see the reason for so much Kurt Russel Ego. The planet is probably pretty expensive, and they wanted to minimize the use

I’m hoping for some extremists to regularly blow parts of it up.