She was accused of it a lot, but she denies it to this day, even though she couldn’t remember how many people she might have injured, and even though sober people don’t typically drive away from accidents and not turn themselves in for hours and hours.

We at io9 try to avoid posting commercials in general

If I once ran someone over under the influence then fled the scene, I probably would not performatively chug liquor. Just how I was raised, I guess.

At some point someone’s going to start a text-only sports site and get every good writer in the biz. It’s unbelievable how much this is happening in such a brief period.

I seem to remember optimism for the last visionary to do Fox’s needless FF reboot, and it ended his career.

He was Detroit’s QB2 last season. Like... after 2008, Detroit paid him to come back. Stafford played through dislocated fingers to keep that knob off the field.

Harmon knows sci-fi and black comedy, so seems like a perfect fit.

This trade really makes me wonder if Avila is long for this organization. JD is an awesome hitter, a fan favorite, and they couldn’t even get someone’s top 10 prospect out of the deal? We picked up a bunch of shortstops when that’s an area we’re actually pretty deep? At some point will anyone tell the club it was…

Really more of a genital reveal at that age, and I’m not going to that kind of party.

Resident of North Minneapolis here. This sucks, but after Jamar Clark and Philando Castile, everyone with half a brain knew it was a matter of time before this shit started affecting white people. There’s no accountability. The dude who shot Philando got a buyout. The message for a while has been clear: Minnesota cops…

Says the dude reading spoilers for two movies ahead in the shared universe

Honestly, my first thought was this was a marketing stunt to get publicity for the gallery and work. Because no gallery owner or curator will allow what happened to happen for the sake of selfies on Instagram.

It literally says “Korean Church of Asgard” on that window. In English.

Fucking Armageddon, and I know it shows what a rube I am, but when Ben Affleck gives Billy Bob Thornton’s hobbled ass that NASA patch from Bruce Willis’ uniform, I lose it.

“This very excellent pan can be kind of a pain if you don’t know how to take care of it! Use this other, less excellent, pan instead! It can also be kind of a pain if you don’t know how to take care of it!”

So in this instance, “io9 vs Comic-Con” is io9 doing its best to beat Comic-Con by reporting on (hoping to buy) all of its merchandise and continuing to breathlessly report the contents of all the exclusive trailers and panels (ads) without showing any of them to its readers?

Ive seen way more boring “lawl so random” chaotic evil characters in d&d than boring lawful goods. No matter what your alignment, if youre creative you make interesting characters.

Yeah, you know what hasn’t been a problem for Spider-comics historically is that they’re overstuffed with spider-people. And the movies, historically, haven’t been overstuffed with characters as well. This suggestion that we cure both problems by cramming a ton of new spider-characters into a two hour movie as soon as…

I don’t get the “enough with how hot she is!” beef, because it’s literally mentioned twice in the entire movie (while teen liz was ogled over so much I felt uncomfortable).

Its totally good for a kid. The film mostly trades that intense WW1 scene for an intense scene of quiet threats between the bad guy and good guy (I mean this in the best way, it’s excellent). For the rest of the two hours its candy-colored fun that never raises the stakes too high or lets anyone get too mopey (again,…