Which is a crime considering the story was a pastiche of Frank Miller and Jeph Loeb ideas strung flimsily together.

First off, Findig Dory made a billi, and it didn’t get a nom. Second off, The Red Turtle is a Ghibli movie, so it seems like the academy isn’t ignoring Japanese studios. Finally, all 5 of the nominated movies were good as hell, and while it stinks your personal fave didn’t get included, it’s not like Shrek 4 or Angry…

This sort of freak accident is very nearly always the fault of the human who insists they hit the brake, but in actuality hit the accelerator.

My mom, who got married on St. Patricks Day, told me that scheduling a wedding on a holiday or birthday was the stupidest thing one could do, because on the 50-50 chance your marriage emds badly (hers did), that holiday is ruined.

Ah yes, my daughter has the same anxious reaction to a scary explosion in Transformers as a scary explosion on the news, which is why I smugly disregard both and pretend nothing can touch me to strangers on the internet.

Solid list, especially the baseball moments, but this gif makes me smile in a year that didn’t give me the opportunity too often

The greatest Space Ghost guest of all time

This is entirely becaus the Cowboys complained, fair or not. Meanwhile Elliot’s DV investigation is buried until after he wins every award there is.

I like it when white quarterbacks are fired up when they’re winning and pouty when they’re losing because it shows passion and competitiveness. This Cam Newton fellow, for whatever reason, rubs me the wrong way....

God I miss Annalee.

Lol I’m the one saying all divorces aren’t traumatic.

I’m divorced. For me it was two adults ending a shitty relationship, no worse than any other break-up. Easier in a few instances.

Not really. A divorce is just a break-up. Granted, for a very serious relationship, but it’s not like we had kids, so once we divided our assets, ain’t nothing to it but to be a grown-up. If you’ve ever worked with someone you used to date, it was probably awkward, but you don’t throw away your income source because…

Now that the people they’ve sent their strong message to with all their protest votes are out of power, they’re passing the time smelling their own farts and smugly deeming them unique and powerful.

Not all divorces are traumatic. Me and the ex parted ways on amicable terms, and though we rarely see or speak to each other now due to living in different states and generally having moved on to new phases of our lives, we are both very capable of hanging out with mutual friends on the occasions that require it.

Detroit fan hoping they go 0-16. Its the one thing I hav no comeback for when Browns fans say that at least they’re not Lions fans. JOIN US.

After living there for 15 years, I can add that while your description is very accurate, December is almost never the coldest month of the year. That distinction is usually reserved for January, when it gets so cold that snow will not form. Snow is a sign that it’s actually not too bad, temp-wise. Stay safe.

This is an argument against the domestic draft, not the international draft.

One day someone’s gonna stand their ground on that guy.

In all 8 of my years in the Air force, we had to buy tickets to our annual holiday party, and they ran anywhere from 5 bucks a pop to 25 depending on rank. That was in addition to all the fundraising during the year like buying plates of food at squadron picnics or volunteering as free labor for event parking, in…