Thanks for the rec, friend. Sounds perfect now that there’s snow all over my shit.

The Politics of Failure have failed! We need to make them work again!

I deactivated my Twitter. After 8 years and more than 30,000 tweets, I just do not want to deal with the rest of America anymore. The writers, friends, and websites I love all assured me the world wasn’t this awful, that this wouldn’t happen. I just don’t want to hear how it will all get fixed, or how I now need to…

Yes because your city not being full of racist fuckwits is the more important issue.

Cubs don’t score again and lose the Series at home, so begins the Curse of Murray

The thing is, they’re not trying to drink for 12 hours. They’re trying to get a seat for when the game starts, and like Black Friday or new iPhone day, there are people willing to camp out, which means reasonable people have to camp out too if they want a chance. Poor bastards are gonna be sipping bloodies and picking…

It is this one

They’re not so much “phasing out” stuff as they’re not able to afford the content for what outside production companies are asking, while keeping their price point at its current, low figure. This has been coming for years now, and by 2020 to 2025 I’d imagine Netflix more as an HBO type premium online channel, with…

What’s the worst horror movie you ever saw?

That’s true, but I think after watching Obama spin his wheels for 8 years, the idea of watching Hillary spin hers for four (maybe 8!), just so someday, in an electorate whose demographic are increasingly leaning Dem, and being shit on by Repubs, Senate Democrats are either going to nuke the filibuster, or at least use…

What’s the scariest horror movie?

Previous generations tried stuffing themselves in phonebooths and treated teething like a disease. Get the fuck over yourself.

If only there were a way for reporters to ask candidates the questions they would prefer to be asked.

On the other hand, one of Drew’s kids is a Lions fan and Drew is just letting it happen.

Honestly, I drink coffee at the gym. Most pre-workouts are all about the caffiene anyways, and a black small coffee is essentially zero calories or sugar, and costs pretty much nothing. So long as there’s a lid on it, it’s fine.

It has been astonishingly easy to stop watching football this year. Everyone is hurt, the teams are pretty much all average, and the rules make less sense than ever. This is dovetailing with basketball and hockey coming back while baseball enters its postseason.

This comment’s use of “pretend Stone Cold Stunners,” as opposed to the real ones, is why I still come to this website

So many greats. Is what’s the worst the easier question?

In fairness, the first 1.5 seasons are like a different show, trying hard to be the office. When Rob Lowe and Adam Scott show up, it’s a whole new show, and amazing.