If someone throws a pie at you, you “may” respond, but if your job is to be a public official, you probably “should” not. Y’all get bent out of shape when a guy who literally just got tackled “loses his composure” and “costs his team” but when a mayor starts throwing hands over a pie it’s totally justified?

But the fans who were cheering while Vikes were on offense were Packers fans. It’s seriously like a second home game for Green Bay every time they come to Minneapolis.

Lions fan here; I live in Minneapolis, and I can say, aside from the absolute dregs of humanity, most Vikings fans here are very well aware of AP’s child abuse. But fans here feel like they can’t do anything about it (we just bought half a stadium for a billionaire pretty much against our will), so as long as he has…

“These warnings about intruders remind me of that song about warning people about intruders”

Oh I see, it’s about ethics in Hollywood.

No Miller’s Crossing?

We’re at that sweetspot where it’s finally not too soon to start planning a good Halloween costume, so before anyone gets too far, what are already this year’s worst costumes? Anything Trump, Lochte or Zika-related have to be locks, right? Is Harambe still on the table, or nah?

This is so delightfully misguided that I’m almost certain it’s supposed to just be a satirical imitation of what a Trump supporting baby-boomer sounds like, but I’ve never overestimated an internet comment before and I’m not gonna start now.

Right, that’s what I’m saying. Why would someone lie to Pew Research?

True but I don’t value you at all, so lying to me was pointless. On the other hand, if someone I knew told me they’d read such and such a book, I’d probably be able to detect the bullshit after a couple follow-up questions.

So for students currently enrolled, those loans are just... forgiven? Or do they now not only have loans but not even the piece of paper at the end? I mean, the ITT Tech board members are all gonna be fine. They’ll find new companies to go make millions at. These current students seem like they’re being left to pick…

Maybe, but that’s crazy, right? It’s like lying about going to the gym. It doesn’t matter to me if you did it or not, and within a few minutes of being in your presence, I can tell whether you’re being honest about it anyways.

All The Birds in the Sky, Beloved, Malcolm X, and The Hike. Tried, but only got halfway through, Native Son. Feeling kinda ready for Halloween, think I’ll do Cujo next.

If you’re scared of “dark” neighborhoods then you don’t deserve Popeyes. Enjoy your sad life without good fried chicken.

Looking at the score marks produced by the heat, I’m guessing this will only work on steel/iron as demonstrated here. So unless that’s what your antiques are made of (in which case, wire brush/corrosives are cheaper and easier to acquire), I’m betting the only wonder this will have on your valuables is to utterly…

It’s neat, but doesn’t look like it cleans any better than your average wire-brush attachment for a standard handheld grinder. With the power requirements it looks like it needs, seems like an impractical waste of money that probably just hastens our headfirst dive towards a dead planet.

Yes, finally, someone else who sees engineers for the frauds they are. It is difficult getting around without cars, planes and bridges, but who gets the smug last laugh when they all fail in the future? You and me, friendo!

Seriously. These are the first guys to tell you they’re a vet like they’re freshman vegetarians, but the second you point out they just handed out towels at the gym for two-years to get their college loans forgiven it’s like you just punched a bald eagle in front of them. Then they say Obama should be shot, like it’s…

Who is her replacement? If the next best goalie in thd world is waiting in the wings, then whatever, but if not, this us the stupidest reason to move on.

Top is Whedon’s Astonishing X-Men, bottom is from Walt Simonson’s LEGENDARY run on Thor. Nobody has ever or will ever do something as creative, consistent, and epic as what Simonson was allowed to pull off. Creators today read that and measure their runs on major-company titles as well as indie projects against it.