Ask the Browns fans how they felt about it. Fuck no.

Hard to see this any other way. Incredibly gutless.

I gotta say, I still think it’s a safe bet that most of this crew buys it in the end. It looks like a proper Dirty Dozen in space, and every shot from the trailer makes me think they sacrifice it all at the end. That plus you know they don’t appear ever again chronologically?

Oooh, another article about how io9 doesn’t like obnoxious gimmicks and promotional stunts. I’m sure this will show producers everywhere that their attention-seeking won’t get them the coverage they desire.

It’s currently tied for best ongoing animated series with rick & morty, but with Steven Universe and Archer both bringing it lately, we’re talking consistent excellence across the board, and it coming down to what mood you’re in for what show you should be watching.

Oh yeah, that .545 lifetime record against the Lions, you burned me

My favorite thing is all the Bears fans taking solace in shitting on the Lions, a team they have not beaten since 2012.

It’s a little disingenuous to complain about the massive opening weekend of crummy movies io9 has been breathlessly covering for ages. I mean this is an article from Bricken himself about how great the commercials for Suicide Squad look and how he’s all aboard. Then when everyone does an about-face the week before it…

It is my hope that I will have a similar attitude towards my marriages.

The last couple years have seen some of the best, most thoughtful, creative, career-defining music from r&b, hip hop, soul and gospel singers, and the music criticism field is still boring white people jerking off over Adele & Meghan Trainor. Kanye, Chance, Beyonce, Rihanna, Kendrick, Lizzo, Pusha, Gucci, Paak,…

Goddamn everyone’s shoe game is on point. Can’t wait for this damn movie

No shit, dingus, he’s a writer and producer.

What is that, color? Are we sure Snyder had a hand in this?

That bat flip was the capstone to an insane inning of baseball, one in which everyone in my house, who had no rooting interest in the game, was on their fucking feet, losing their minds.

Literally stood his ground in Only Lovers Left Alive while Hiddleston and Swinton chomped scenery. So talented, damn shame.

Which is why I dropped io9 when Annalee and Charlie Jane left. Now they only get me when Gizmodo tweets the link out as though it were posted on Giz proper. Really should just fold the whole enterprise up at this point tbh. Evan’s the only thing they got going for them, and he could’ve done everything he does here…

If there was one, just one, thing Goodell could do to make me overlook every single fuck-up he’d committed during his reign, it would be if he got the Green Bay Packers moved to Los Angeles. So that’s the hoax I’d go with, just try my best to ruin the state of Wisconsin.

This reminds me of my go-to hoax news, which is that somebody stabbed Bono. For some reason, every time I say the phrase “Oh my god did you hear? Someone stabbed Bono,” the person just straight up believes it. I think it’s because he’s big enough that you could see him getting stabbed, and it’d be kind of a big deal,…

I read an article somewhere recenly that shit on movie titles with numbers, but I can't remember where.

They’re Legos, busting them apart and rebuilding with them is the entire point. If someone wants to make permanent art with Legos, that’s their business.