The thing is, they’re not trying to drink for 12 hours. They’re trying to get a seat for when the game starts, and like Black Friday or new iPhone day, there are people willing to camp out, which means reasonable people have to camp out too if they want a chance. Poor bastards are gonna be sipping bloodies and picking…

What’s the worst horror movie you ever saw?

That’s true, but I think after watching Obama spin his wheels for 8 years, the idea of watching Hillary spin hers for four (maybe 8!), just so someday, in an electorate whose demographic are increasingly leaning Dem, and being shit on by Repubs, Senate Democrats are either going to nuke the filibuster, or at least use…

What’s the scariest horror movie?

On the other hand, one of Drew’s kids is a Lions fan and Drew is just letting it happen.

Honestly, I drink coffee at the gym. Most pre-workouts are all about the caffiene anyways, and a black small coffee is essentially zero calories or sugar, and costs pretty much nothing. So long as there’s a lid on it, it’s fine.

It has been astonishingly easy to stop watching football this year. Everyone is hurt, the teams are pretty much all average, and the rules make less sense than ever. This is dovetailing with basketball and hockey coming back while baseball enters its postseason.

This comment’s use of “pretend Stone Cold Stunners,” as opposed to the real ones, is why I still come to this website

So many greats. Is what’s the worst the easier question?

In fairness, the first 1.5 seasons are like a different show, trying hard to be the office. When Rob Lowe and Adam Scott show up, it’s a whole new show, and amazing.

If someone throws a pie at you, you “may” respond, but if your job is to be a public official, you probably “should” not. Y’all get bent out of shape when a guy who literally just got tackled “loses his composure” and “costs his team” but when a mayor starts throwing hands over a pie it’s totally justified?

But the fans who were cheering while Vikes were on offense were Packers fans. It’s seriously like a second home game for Green Bay every time they come to Minneapolis.

Lions fan here; I live in Minneapolis, and I can say, aside from the absolute dregs of humanity, most Vikings fans here are very well aware of AP’s child abuse. But fans here feel like they can’t do anything about it (we just bought half a stadium for a billionaire pretty much against our will), so as long as he has…

No Miller’s Crossing?

We’re at that sweetspot where it’s finally not too soon to start planning a good Halloween costume, so before anyone gets too far, what are already this year’s worst costumes? Anything Trump, Lochte or Zika-related have to be locks, right? Is Harambe still on the table, or nah?

Right, that’s what I’m saying. Why would someone lie to Pew Research?

True but I don’t value you at all, so lying to me was pointless. On the other hand, if someone I knew told me they’d read such and such a book, I’d probably be able to detect the bullshit after a couple follow-up questions.

Maybe, but that’s crazy, right? It’s like lying about going to the gym. It doesn’t matter to me if you did it or not, and within a few minutes of being in your presence, I can tell whether you’re being honest about it anyways.

All The Birds in the Sky, Beloved, Malcolm X, and The Hike. Tried, but only got halfway through, Native Son. Feeling kinda ready for Halloween, think I’ll do Cujo next.

If you’re scared of “dark” neighborhoods then you don’t deserve Popeyes. Enjoy your sad life without good fried chicken.