Seriously. These are the first guys to tell you they’re a vet like they’re freshman vegetarians, but the second you point out they just handed out towels at the gym for two-years to get their college loans forgiven it’s like you just punched a bald eagle in front of them. Then they say Obama should be shot, like it’s…

Who is her replacement? If the next best goalie in thd world is waiting in the wings, then whatever, but if not, this us the stupidest reason to move on.

Ask the Browns fans how they felt about it. Fuck no.

Hard to see this any other way. Incredibly gutless.

Oh yeah, that .545 lifetime record against the Lions, you burned me

My favorite thing is all the Bears fans taking solace in shitting on the Lions, a team they have not beaten since 2012.

It is my hope that I will have a similar attitude towards my marriages.

The last couple years have seen some of the best, most thoughtful, creative, career-defining music from r&b, hip hop, soul and gospel singers, and the music criticism field is still boring white people jerking off over Adele & Meghan Trainor. Kanye, Chance, Beyonce, Rihanna, Kendrick, Lizzo, Pusha, Gucci, Paak,…

That bat flip was the capstone to an insane inning of baseball, one in which everyone in my house, who had no rooting interest in the game, was on their fucking feet, losing their minds.

If there was one, just one, thing Goodell could do to make me overlook every single fuck-up he’d committed during his reign, it would be if he got the Green Bay Packers moved to Los Angeles. So that’s the hoax I’d go with, just try my best to ruin the state of Wisconsin.

This reminds me of my go-to hoax news, which is that somebody stabbed Bono. For some reason, every time I say the phrase “Oh my god did you hear? Someone stabbed Bono,” the person just straight up believes it. I think it’s because he’s big enough that you could see him getting stabbed, and it’d be kind of a big deal,…

They’re Legos, busting them apart and rebuilding with them is the entire point. If someone wants to make permanent art with Legos, that’s their business.

Oh shit, did you not get to see it? It is literally at the top of the page. But i'm sure if it adnt been knocked over youd have gone to see it in person. Damn the luck!

Well, at least he got to finish it and got it photographed. After that, what do you do with Lego other than break them up and build a new thing, or play with what you built? I feel like he made a neat thing out of toys and a little kid played with it.

This is why, when they offered us amnesty for contraband before a deployment, it was always better to shut the fuck up and try to quietly ditch it or just roll the dice and smuggle it. Amnesty is a fancy word for confessing to shit they cant prove.

This comment scratched an itch I didn’t know I had.

It’s not like addiction is a moral failing, you can believe this and still miss the most talented musician of your lifetime. I get that preventable deaths seem more tragic than non-preventable deaths, but either way he’s gone. Maybe just... i dunno, give it a few days before you pass judgment?

Damn Adele is really swinging for the fences

At every venue I’ve ever been to in North Dakota, Wisconsin or Minnesota, they’ve had a coat check, for this exact reason.

Here in Minneapolis, and I’m sure in Wisconsin, North Dakota and Michigan, the rule is “watch them enter the building.” Was literally every person in the house mad at her? So mad they didn’t care if she lived to see another day? We all drink hard here in the winter, we all make foolish calls about how tough we are in…