Yeah, and Cam tore their banner down too. Don’t hang your banner in Cam’s house, especially when your team is not as good.

Sure except for that time he held down a female trainer and teabagged her.

Has someone alerted all the nearby McDonalds employees to get ready?

Small quibble, it was the same inning, bottom half.

(e) If, in the judgment of the umpire, a base runner willfully and deliberately interferes with a batted ball or a fielder in the act of fielding a batted ball with the obvious intent to break up a double play, the ball is dead. The umpire shall call the runner out for interference and also call out the batter-runner…

Demoting a quarterback for essentially getting a concussion isn’t great optics for the NFL. It worked out when it happened to Alex Smith in SF because Kaepernick was a phenom, but Manziel? That’s just mean.

So that spoiler warning is there to... make people forget they read the headline?

Switch Jamm and Donna and it'd be about right.

" The mouthbreathers at Best Buy thinks this looks awesome. It doesn't."

If its the same as last years Madden, eligible is largely a legal catch-all, but unenforceable. Dorms, offices, rented domeciles etc are all eligible, and DirecTV isn't sending out the Pinkertons to sort out who is who. But last years deal, like mlb.tv, blacked out local broadcasts, so caveat emptor.

Oh whatever. If it's something I'd like my significant other to have in their mouth, it's something I'm willing to try in mine. IT'S CALLED ROMANCE, PEOPLE.

Saved it to my phone. Gonna be watching it all day at work.

Punk quit because Batista got a huge push just for being in Marvel's next film, Guardians of the Galaxy, even though he's terrible. Honestly, I don't blame him a bit.

Fuck yes, Delaware.

I deployed to Qatar twice. These third country nationals (TCNs) are treated like untouchables. Most of the facilities on the US air base outside of Doha are built by these guys for next to nothing. Service members aren't allowed to talk to them because they might reveal info to suspected terrorists, but also because…

For fucks sake, how is Guac winning? Everyone who voted for Guac thinks Salsa is fucking awesome. No one who voted for Salsa likes Guac. That's how you know which is superior. No wonder democracy is such a fucking joke system.

I assumed they meant red sauce, though I suppose if they're talking about Salsa as a dance, the dips displayed there are second to none.

Similarly, Queso didn't deserve to have the word VELVEETA slapped across it like a Fleur de Lis.

It's the desire for chunks of cool, crunchy onions, chilis and tomatoes (SALSA FRESCA) instead of lukewarm avocado chunder or cheese magma (CHIP SLUDGE).

If it can't be Pico, then Salsa will have to do. DIE, GUAC FILTH.