That's not a chickens head, it's the "black rist bange." This type of thing: http://www.etsy.com/search?q=wrist…

I only came here to make sure Goodfellas' prison scene made it. All is well.

I regularly take mine off the display and spin it around like a cowboy. The wife does her best to ignore it, but I'm pretty sure she's just repressing her urge to mate with A BIG DAMN HERO.

What a gorgeously staged photo. Amazing pose with terrifying lighting.

Titus Young put in a lot of work this year, it's a shame he'll be overshadowed by GLOREE BOYS like Rob Ford WHO NEVER EVEN PLAYED THE GAME.

And sweet, sweet Grain Belt.

FINE THEN WHERE THE FUCK IS HUMAN HUNTING

WHERE THE FUCK IS FOX HUNTING

"Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat." - Jesse Ventura

CAKE MAN FOR LIIIIIIIIIIFE

Never eaten it.

MY LOCAL PIZZA PLACE HAS SQUARE PIZZA AND CUTS IT INTO A GRID. I AM STILL TECHNICALLY CORRECT, THE BEST KIND OF CORRECT.

I WOULD NEVER ORDER A LARGE PIE FROM A PIZZA PLACE BECAUSE THAT WOULD MAKE ME SOUND LIKE SOME SORT OF DOUCHEBAG. A PIZZA IS A PIZZA, NOT A DAMN PIE. WHY ARE YOU CRAZY.

PIZZA IS TECHNICALLY AN OPEN-FACED SANDWICH YOU PLEBE.

That's like saying a hot dog is a sub and a burrito is a wrap. WHAT WE CALL THINGS IS IMPORTANT.

Everyone knows cheesecake is cake. Let's not start renaming things just to force pie into someone's dietary repitoire.

I just never did (I'M A CAKE MAN, DAMNIT), and then when I was about 12 I realized it. Since then, I've just been keeping the streak alive. No pie of any kind, going on 31 years.

IT NEVER CAME UP.

I have never eaten a piece of pie in my life, but I can confirm that pecans are filth and making a pie out of them is like making a pie with trail mix: a baffling endeavor fit for the mad/bored.

Which would you rather live your whole life without: the taste of food, or orgasm? Food woild still be nutricious, you'd still be able to fuck, but no payoff either way.