I know first hand. Years ago, I ended up admitted after having an LP, so I was pretty much immobile. This older man came into my private room, alone, and said he was my GP’s sub because she was on vacation (which was true, as far as I know). After asking me a few questions, he insisted he needed to give me a breast…

I cannot comprehend a parent that wouldn’t immediately DESTROY this guy for sexually abusing their daughter, especially at 13 or 14. Other coaches, heads of blah blah blah don’t give a shit about your kids, but you fucking better.

Being bipolar would probably bury it first.

You can stand under a steamy shower for days, however, and never run out of hot water, which makes it the best place in the world in my opinion. Additionally, while they believe in hill trolls they don’t actually elect them to the highest offices in the land.

Also, they believe in hill trolls.

Ugh, that fucking show. Can’t wait for House Hunters Intergalactic once we colonize one of those newly discovered planets. I hear you can get a good deal on the up-and-coming TRAPPIST-1f if you’re willing to sacrifice a few amenities.

Yeah but Dick Cheney has never lived in Iceland, so that’s HUGE factor in choosing it over Wyoming.

Some super duper smart school in Flordia.

On arriving home from school, the boys asked their parents what the pussy is and how to fuck her right in it.

How can someone this stupid understand the complexity of an NFL offense?

Thanks to this play, we now know the exact reaction Higgins has when Cici’s Pizza Buffet does not open promptly at 11am.

Alternative headline: NBA 2k17 Vlade Divac Unrealistically Intelligent

Never underestimate the stupidity of pro sports front offices.

Another piece of shit loser.

Kevin Olsen, the quarterback at Charlotte and the younger brother of Carolina Panthers tight end Greg Olsen, is being charged with felony second-degree forcible rape, cyberstalking, assault on a female and second-degree forced sex.

I don’t understand what this has to do with the Kings. Or Cousins.

He grabbed a phone charger and wrapped it around his neck, threatening to kill himself, the prosecutor said.

Finally Rae Carruth has a quarterback worth a damn that can get him the ball on the flag football prison team.

People are saying that there’s just something about this gritty, hard working Kevin Olsen kid that makes them believe he’s not guilty of rape charges like those thugs, Tre’Von Armstead and Shamycheal Chatman, at Baylor clearly are............They just can’t quite put their finger on what it is.

Is this the first time in NBA history that a player punched another in the dick and balls and then later in that season got traded for each other?