great, that can can be your obituary

A newspaper ad is very appropriate for this Favre paean. It’s grey, dying, and getting shorter as the years go by.

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FYI, Daniel Webster College is now a part of Southern New Hampshire University, which bought the school from ITT Tech. I want you to get the details of my hometown right, because this will be the only time Nashua is featured in Deadspin until Bodie Miller is caught doing coke with the Nashua Pride mascot.

They’re probably just trying turning it off and back on again.

“ITT Technical Foul”

Craig Sager:

This is the sort of thing that highlights why the NBA is the best sports league

Steph was definitely trying to make them, he almost made 3 of them but they just rimmed out. I think Sager’s son was there as a backup if they needed to do it. But holy shit, I get that he’s Steph Curry, but the arrogance to guarantee one in THREE shots in street clothes on national television and then failing was…

Never has “Screengrabber” been more apropos.

hahaha personally I’m glad you’re around because you’re fucking hilarious.

So have I, with people I love very much. It makes me very sad.

As a lapsed non-evangelical Christian and daughter of pastors, I completely agree. There is pure evil underneath all that false piety and self congratulatory religiosity of the evangelicals. I’ve seen it up close.

Nothing is known about the children McCorvey gave up for adoption.

I used to think evangelical “Christians” were just misguided. Now I think they’re cultists. We’re not moving in the right direction.

If it’s Petreaus, he’ll have to notify his probation officer because he’s still on probation.

If I understand the Trump Administration, all of the real power will be held by a small cadre of ghouls like Stephen Miller and Steve Bannon. Your role, as a qualified and experienced leader, is to be brashly ignored and derided by the President and then take the fall for whenever one of the other idiots and psychos…

This guy has spent his entire adult life working in service of the United States. What made Trump think he’d want to work for Putin?

In other news!

Deadpool turned down Trump!