HAHA. That was my first thought when the highschool Ball brother started showing up on social media. Jesus Christ, all the basketball skill and money will never make up for looking like something from a Jim Henson movie.

I cannot believe how ugly these kids are. They all look like the love children from a Carrot Top/Sam Cassell/Courtney Love threesome.

Gutters and stikes, man. Gutters and strikes.

Only been a year since he’s lost his virginity, and the man’s already eatin ass. He’s a quick learner

Whatever, he stood up and did it because he cares about this city and the people in it. He didn’t *have* to do it. He CHOSE to. This is not a poor city. So many others could have stepped up but didn’t. He did, and for that he’s top tits in my book.

It’s all that suppressing of boners during matches that makes them so crazy

Michelle Obama should be the mayor of Chicago.

Anything that causes him stress helps. Anything that forces him to froth at the mouth and spout lies for all the world to see helps. Anything that makes him look foolish helps. It won’t convince the die hards but it puts even more pressure on the Republicans and keeps our resistance reminded why we have to fight.…

I think everyone with these issues has a unique relationship with them.

Well, I think these things can be a spectrum. I feel like most Americans have a dysfunctional relationship with food, but not all of them necessarily have a full-blown disorder.

Credit should be given where it’s due. It was Obama-era. Not Trump-era. Period. Further, Trump has shown nothing if not an utter lack of sophistication or even cursory understanding of how government works. This is way beyond his skill set, and beyond anything he has shown to care about. If it’s not a money maker or a…

But it’s a fact, so I don’t see what the problem is.

Grayson Allen is the spirit animal of Betsy DeVos.

I thinks it’s hilarious that people are calling for his head and Coach K to sit his white, rich, baby, silver spoon ass, but over at Kansas their two best black players are given passes for literally assaulting a girl and damaging her car... the world ain’t just black and white, it’s also grey son.

But did she apologize for putting her feet on the Oval Office couch?

Briles is unemployed, but “From the Free Computers at the Public Library” doesn’t convey the same gravitas.

Especially when he doesn’t even sign the letter!

Well that settles the issue for me.

More stars needed here

I haven’t seen an ending that grisly since Bonnie & Clyde.