I really think 20% is fine. I was never, ever upset about 20% — that's the standard. More is always welcome, but not required, even for the best service. And look, if I legit screwed up (like say, forgot to put your order in so it took forever to get your food), I didn't expect 20% at that point! That's cool, I…

The art of tipping is, for most people, really freaking annoying. How much is too much? How much is too little? Is this the only reason I had to learn how to calculate percentages in 5th grade?

THIS IS NOT A DRILL, PEOPLE! WE ARE AT DOUCHECON FIVE!

Even easier than that: download a free tipping app on to your phone. This is 2015, we have the technology.

Even easier: move the decimal point, multiply by two.

The problem with overly focusing on how intelligent a kid is is that, as someone pointed out on a different thread, while being able to read at a college level is really impressive for a 10-year-old, it's just not that impressive once you're in college. Barring a few real exceptions of astonishing intelligence, the…

But but but 10 Things I Hate About You? The Prince and Me?? SAVE THE LAST DANCE????? Ballet AND hip hop AND a dead parent, what TALENT!!

go to hell, Chloe (I am watching Hunger Games and am particularly sensitive. Also, i am overwhelmed by my love of Finnick/Sam Claflin) I know I'm supposed to hate Julia Stiles but 10 Things I Hate About You and The Prince & Me exist so I just can't

I encountered Chloe Sevigny about 10 years ago at a dyke bar in NYC. She was easily the most needlessly bitchy person in the entire (packed) bar.

I do laundry so that we have clean clothes to wear. I cook dinner so that we have something to eat. I go to the gym so that my girlfriend wants to take my clothes off.

Am I the only one who read this as "Crotchspreading" at first and got really excited that an angry woman was going to give men the what-for? I was really looking forward to that.

omg i was like THIS IS GOING SOMEWHERE DARK but it just went somewhere amusingly dim.

If me, my large handbag, my gym bag, and yoga mat can all fit in one little fucking Bloor line seat, THIS BITCH AND ALL OTHER SUBWAY ASSHOLES CAN FUCKING DO IT TOO

People who think their shit needs its own seat on the subway should be rounded up and placed in camps that have half as many chairs as they need.

he's not a baby. he's four.

I get it— I get that frustration— I have a 3 yr old that tests every limit of my patience, composure, and commitment to non-violence . I've had some moments that I'm supremely not proud of.
But I also get why you're being torn apart here. It's not just because this is the internet and people are assholes (which…

"And I'm a good fucking mother."

I'm having a hard time believing this.

Sorry for not being nicer to this godawful person. If she had approached t with less of a "I HIT MY KID TEE HEE IM SO BAD" attitude, then maybe she'd get the sympathy she wanted

I'm sorry, but what were you expecting? Everyone to just be like "Sure, I also shake my children LOL"? People are horrified because it's dangerous and harmful behaviour - they're not picking on you to be mean, they're genuinely shocked. Just saying "but those are my weak moments, it's not as bad as you think!" is just…