lol the sad thing is, she still looks prettier than I do most days at work.

FYI, you're kind of an entitled asshole. The reason many places ban perfume is because of people with allergies, asthma, or migraines. Perfume can trigger a hour or days long migraine for some people.

It's a very common policy here, but the more important thing is, there WAS no experience with the restaurant. None. Never went there, never tried the food, knows nothing about the kind of experience they offer.

Posted a review based only upon the ridiculous so-Santa Fe ban...

I don't know, I would let this one slide. Saying "make it Perfect" instead of "sorry, I meant a Perfect Manhattan" would definitely get lost in the shuffle of dealing with pushy people all day.

Chris Brown needs to brush up on his street cred, then, because it's 'chucking (or, alternately, 'copping') deuces' on the streets, not 'chunking' them. Maybe eventually he'll do prison time when he beats a woman and gets away with it-that way he can brush up on his street jargon.

well you should brush up your StrongBad because to him Deuce meant fists. i still don't know how the chunking part modifies it tho

This was lovely—thanks, Tracy.

The game is "Axis and Allies" and the rules are extremely difficult to explain. Sufficed to say, Mo'Nique played as the British and tried to go straight for the North Africa victory but obviously didn't count on Rommel.

Really? I've been seeing it everywhere. E.g. http://www.theatlantic.com/features/archi…

I don't want to link pile-on, but if you type in "50 Shades of Grey + abuse" on google tons of articles come up, and they're not just written by regular people on their wordpress blogs. Here are a few.

Two things. A ton of people are saying that 50 Shades is abusive. And I completely resent the fact that you think because someone isn't into BDSM they are "vanilla" and can't handle it. Different strokes for different folks.

Nobody's (well, probably somebody, but I doubt they're the same people reading Jezebel) saying that BDSM=abuse. In fact, from what I hear the BDSM community hates 50 Shades of Grey because the relationship in it IS an abusive relationship independently of the BDSM.

Except the relationship portrayed as a "BDSM" relationship in the book/movie is not even close to what an actual BDSM relationship is like. The book does romanticize an abusive relationship. Do not get the two confused.

The Christian Gray character is emotionally abusive. That's not really debatable if you know anything at all about the story. This has nothing to do with the BDSM aspect.

I love both the Kristens. Bell and Stewart.

Oh Kanye... Maybe your daughter is upset because she is a toddler. And toddlers doesn't have the patience to sit through an entire fashion show.

By the way Jamie was just on Graham Norton again.

Another day, another reason to love Kristen Bell.