Fantasy me: How you doin', silver fox.

Okay, I'll play. First, sticking up for yourself will get you killed. Pretty damn simple. Second, you stay because he threatens your children. Your parents. Your nieces and nephews. Your grandparents. He can and will hurt them. You stay and do anything to protect the ones you love. If you haven't lived with an evil…

I think you got the first part right— as a man, sticking up for yourself has always been treated as a noble and good thing; you see this as a natural reaction. For women, its different. Many are, unfortunately, taught that anything bad that happens to them is something that they earned or deserved, and that they just…

Yes. It's about pushing a social agenda that you don't beat people up. Women or men. And if you don't like that you can go to hell.

What you really meant to say was..."I'm looking for a way to minimize this incident. How about if I start with a totally nonsensical statement that has really nothing to do with domestic violence in general or this situation in specific?"

if by "pushing a social agenda" you mean "protecting current and future victims of domestic violence," then yes. you got it.

OH SHIT IT'S ME.

uh, Erin, sometimes they wear pink gloves for breast cancer awareness so who's the REAL lady-hater, huh.

Dear god, that girl is so lucky, there are so many ways this could've gone horribly wrong.

This ending is good, but the fact that it's good just makes me even more mad about how AWFUL the original one was. Like, just sooooo so bad. I used to watch How I Met Your Mother as kind of a background show while I was doing other things, because I've seen it so many times. I haven't been able to watch it once since…

Yes I can deal with her dying because people die, but the whole I always wanted Robin but she didn't want kids so can I finally make my life complete now that your Mom's dead aspect was gross.

He acts like it's too much for his tiny little pea brain to handle. Misogynists are all for personal responsibility when it comes to anybody but themselves.

I gained 40 pounds and now I'm a D-cup. I ... don't think I get less attention now.

I wish I could grow a penis so I could stop being wrong all the time.

I don't really understand why there is "personal responsibility" involved in the catcalling discussion at all. Is he not then personally responsible for the shit that comes out of his mouth? No? Ok.

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Oh, uh, okay. So he's angry that people are . . . blaming the perpetrator.

We all make mistakes, and we all want to be understood, consoled and forgiven, but there's a double standard here, and it needs to be addressed.

It's definitely slutty.