I wasn't even aware that people had tried to link breast cancer to bra-wearing...

You're assuming he doesn't already have a chest freezer full of ex-dates.

This guy is going to kill someone someday. Heaven help anyone in front of him in line who gets the last cookie or movie ticket.

Copy/pasting the same reply to multiple people doesn't make it more correct.

So how come you get to tell everybody else what they can or cannot do?

That's not what you said. You said "say what I can and can't do" - which is moving the goal posts anyway. I'm just telling you, be as stuffy as you want, people will still find funny what they find funny.

I never told you what you should be saying. You have told me what I *shouldn't* be doing, but I don't see anywhere where I told you what to do or say. Where do you believe I did that?

Sure I can. You're the type of person who goes to a comedy show and gets upset. You don't get to tell people what's funny and what isn't.

They are awesome (white and male privilege, respectively,) and I wish the same privilege and benefit of the doubt was extended to all races, genders and (most) belief structures.

You don't get to say what is off limits.

I think the issue isn't really about whether you can or cannot make rape jokes. No matter what you're joking about, if someone in your workplace is offended, you should stop. And no one should be fired for saying "hey, this one thing really bothers me."

That was some nonsense.

No, I won't get it- especially since I meet the criteria you seem to think would inform me otherwise.

Yes, I'm disgusting for personally helping these exact victims you claim to care about, and having a coping mechanism for dealing with it.

YOU don't get to say what is an acceptable joking matter.

If you don't understand that EVERYTHING can be a joking matter then, and I mean this as politely as possible, you need to expand your mind and views. I always love when closed minded people act as if they are the enlightened ones, and people with an expanded worldview are somehow the problem. Rape isn't funny. That…

Depends on your sense of humor. For me, the outright slaughter of my entire family, all those who bear my last name, has the ability to be a funny joke. What's off limits for you is probably not off limits for me.

"she wouldn't work" = she can't take a rape joke.

And as someone who always wears and has always worn jeans—even when living in notoriously warm places like Dallas and Miami—I can say that 91 degrees, or 101, even, isn’t that bad. You’re fine. You’re fine.

You're not cool Greg. Please correct this portion of your story.