This is what he wrote while he couldn’t tweet. Each line is a separate tweet about himself.

Trump fuckin wrote that, or evil Bill did to make it seems like Trump wrote it.

Don’t underestimate anti-Hillary voters. There is a shitload of people who are simply disillusioned with American politics who see Hillary as a representation of all the worst things about our brand of democracy. Her extremely fluid sense of values, the fucking incomprehensible flip-flops (one of those killed John…

That team had a defense that opposing teams knew if they missed a shot, they’d be gone in transition for a bucket. That alone was enough to make Chris Andersen a stud and make up for having Mario Chalmers on their team. The build of this Warriors team was built on ball movement and shooting, the latter being more of…

No this is the ‘Kevin Durant is an extremely poor fit for this team’ era. This team gave up on ball movement. KD visibly calls for passes on fast breaks when there’s a wide open guy under the hoop and he’s behind the ballhandler. In half court, KD gets the ball and holds it. Then he keeps holding it, then he…

Unions were the biggest holdout in terms of institutional racism after the Civil Rights Act of 1964 was passed. Several of the largest and most influential unions essentially destroyed any meaningful power they had by way of emptying their coffers fighting the many discrimination lawsuits brought forth by black…

I will never forget the day I watched “pug in da club” on a loop for ten minutes, laughing maniacally.

“I think we should focus on whether or not she feels comfortable saying “Yo man”.

She would most likely have been in attendance to pander for her Senate race at that time, and it does look like her.

Goldberg was always the best on the talking stick tho

He musta been chugging Molson behind the podium.

The fear in Wrigley field at times that don’t call for it (2 run lead and the other team gets a one out single and a collective gasp encompasses the bleachers and seats and people bite off nails) is what I hate the most.

The leaked emails reveal multiple instances of the Clinton campaign in complete collusion with journalists at the New York Times, Washington Post and several others. Reporters aren’t responsible for anything because integrity has been destroyed, long before this.

Holy shit, Donald Trump knocked on the fucking door of the bus from THE INSIDE... come on! Right after he mentions Gerald Ford falling out of a bus, he displays shocking inability to open doors, then on top of it knocks on a bus door from THE INSIDE as if he expects a Mexican to come and open it upon hearing the…

I had my coolest online gaming experience ever in that relatively barebones era. There’s a hospital with ladder access to the roof that for a time had a Cargobob on the helipad.

I loved the ‘Cardinal Numbers’ series.

I love NBA 2K, have since friggin’ Dreamcast when it was just NBA 2K with no added digits in the title. The series takes up a good portion of my time every year. The grind, though... I’m tired of it. I like Park and especially Pro-Am (where you are teamed up with and playing against real people using their…

It’s funny how most sports media still entertains the idea that Cutler is at the least a serviceable QB and if they don’t go that far they completely ignore how much he sucks.

I’d delete this.

Don Grady. Thin moustached, long hair, ready to tear up some asphalt in his IROC or sling a sick spiral to the white guy in the slot.