@MrBaseball would approve

When people turning left don't pull up into the intersection during a green light I flip out. If that person then let's the light turn yellow and red without going and I have to sit through another red light, I lose my fucking shit.

Her parents’ lingerie “she would not typically wear” quote is great.

The real story is that Overeem somehow got better after roids. He lost, but he still fought well and his previous USADA fights along with his return to his PRIDE FC stature (no mountainous traps or flying squirrel lats) probably mean he didn't need steroids.

I have so much respect for this guy. His brain is smushed against his skull here and he maintains a level of poise that people, for whatever reason (post SB memes, stolen laptop stories from years ago), don’t associate with him.

Touché, salesperson.

That’s just how roasts work. Leaving the low-hanging fruit unpicked isn’t considered noble - it’s all about vicious insults.