Hey now, you’re an all star, get your game on, go play

A lie is a lie no matter who makes it. This is not the way to fight this...

I just love that Romero will give Bisping the most violent STFU he’s received since Hendo’s sledgehammer elbow at UFC 100.

Meanwhile Derick Rose was fantastic in a solid win tonight at Boston. But I can’t enjoy it because now I’m worried Phil Jackson will sign him to a 5 year, $150m extension this off-season.

Say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism playing regular season games but at least it’s an ethos.

Picked the wrong day to give up smoking crack.

It’s too bad that, even with Aaron’s fame, they couldn’t continue to have the same kind of tight father/son relationship that Michael and Joe Jackson had.

Look forward to megacities while the Feds claim more and more land.

They’re not post anything. That would require substance.

I felt the exact same way in the 1980's when the NBA kept selecting Larry Bird and John Stockton to the all star team every year in an obvious attempt to market the league’s white players.

Yeah, because they’re totally having problems selling it right now. Great plan.

Haha you are using a medium that can identify the dumbest thoughts in a idiotic place to express them. Obviously you can fish out a narrative there.

Reporting on the comment section. What a job.

The DNC torpedoed Sanders. There were a couple emails and news stories floating around about it a few months ago.

article about how reddit management condones /r/the_donald and not a single mention of /u/spez’s admission of secretly modifying posts.

I would say more like “Fuck Everyone who voted” but who am I kidding.. It was like choosing which poison to take. The ballot read, and I quote: “You want the red restriction of freedoms or the blue restriction of freedoms? Either way, you will be fucked in the ass. XOXO Republicans & Democrats”

I am a Democrate and I believe in ironclad communal decisions on everything from toileting to beer selection, charging all my drugs to someone else’s credit card, and unbounded hedonism.

Fuck I remember opening my laptop, which was connected to the projector, to do a presentation in a class. I forgot to close the porn from the night before. WOOPS. My entire life flashed before my eyes.

Go to bed, Skip.

“Actually, I’m a urologist with two failed marriages who drinks to0 much and has an addiction to Beach Boys records and loves the big bang theory. Also, I love wearing leather on the weekends. I cry a lot. In my underwear. Hugging my lifesize teddy bear named Hank.”