I see they paid special attention to creating Freddie's distinctly red eyebrows

I see they paid special attention to creating Freddie's distinctly red eyebrows

It's alright, I went to a book signing for it, and the line was so long I had to use the pages to filter my urine so I wouldn't die from thirst. Were there water fountains? Yes, but who would ever trust a public water fountain?

It's alright, I went to a book signing for it, and the line was so long I had to use the pages to filter my urine so I wouldn't die from thirst. Were there water fountains? Yes, but who would ever trust a public water fountain?

I guess he really pursued the UNIVERSAL dream, huh? Huh?

I guess he really pursued the UNIVERSAL dream, huh? Huh?

Little known fact: This entire book can be used as an emergency blanket by removing the spine and using the fiber inside to sew together the pages.

Little known fact: This entire book can be used as an emergency blanket by removing the spine and using the fiber inside to sew together the pages.

I guess this goes to show that if you can't prevent unintended racism in the media, you might as well claim it as your own.

I guess this goes to show that if you can't prevent unintended racism in the media, you might as well claim it as your own.

It's a shame you can't syndicate mace and mullets, eh?

It's a shame you can't syndicate mace and mullets, eh?

Ce n'est pas une montre, mais il est encore très grave.

"Ah, good eve sir! I could not but happen to notice the artistry of your watch. Please, do tell me more!"

All I need now is my Goatse watch…

Ow, My Balls! from Idocracy: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Also probably the only means of travel across the river Styx.

That's called a Thursday for me. #yosaeydf (you only suck at everything you do forever)

Ah, you are correct. My mistake. But would Madonna have "Liberace did it"?

I wonder if this'll affect the steering on my vagina bike? 
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