Seriously, how has this idea pitched to them and willingly says: "Yeah, Okay. Gaga hasn't gone this far, so it should be fine. Let's mold a few thousand and see where it falls."

That'd be the closest a vulva gets to my hands all year. HEEEYYYYYOOOOOO! I'll be here all weekend.

Does Axe Cop feel like The Tick to anyone else?

I can't imagine a world where we need this, but I'll watch it anyway. Over/under on the times Gibson gets punched in this film?

"Tell your mom I said hi and thank you for purchasing Avon!" - Full script of Avon Man

Nicholas Sparks has just absorbed Thomas Kinkade. Cozy-core artists and writers are like Highlanders, they gain others powers as the weaker ones die.

So that's why I can never find women….

Fuck Steve Harvey.

I've had a boner for this day for such a long time that people no longer stare in disgust at the fact that I've had a boner for a really long time.

Does he just wake up in the morning, after grabbing his coffee, pen and spin-wheel of stupidity, and plan his day by spinning the wheel to decide how insane to act? After that, does he flip a coin to decide whether or not to make a public announcement then head to his manatee tank to have his words selected for him?…

I can get legitimate for $15.

"grfftmrrahamni"

Beige Vagina has all the makings of a great terrible band name.

I blame Benihana.

What shame? (looks at clock and reflects on the day's activities) Oh…..

Vegas bombs, affliction t-shirts, and coco butter lotion must cost a lot more th…I can't do this. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?!

Yes, What The Office needs in its late stages is to do almost exactly what Scrubs did towards the end. It's a low-risk, high reward move. Never fails.

Fans has to be it.

Last King of Potland

There was a buffering solider, in the basement of his parents house