He was a buffering solider…

I just placed it there, you opened it.

That's a very fair point. Which leads me to my next question: Is there any middleground for aging rocker's album titles?

"But one happy possibility (for Eszterhaus) is that this will help deflect attention from those continuing charges that his script stinks." That's how you end an article, folks!

Just because the album titles are in Spanish doesn't mean that naming a triple release "1, 2, 3" is a good idea, but I'd expect this behavior from punk rockers in their early 40's.

A Sabrinaian Film

Don't Watch The S—- on ABC

Relevant: 
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Fingers crossed they don't "gritty reboot" Salem into a panther.

How valuable do you consider your time on this earth? Ask yourself that, then decide.

If "choking Elmo" wasn't, it is now.

PPS: 8=====D (your stupid, ugly-fan face here) But seriously guys, thanks for supporting me through the years. Enjoy being wastes of oxygen, you miserable asshats!

Nothing else on television even comes close, but Ron Swanson's mustache counts as three normal mustaches.

Makeup did such a good job on making Simon Pegg look like shit for his upcoming movie!

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Organic acting indeed!

Damn it disqus, how did I end up posting here?!

BREAKING NEWS: Adam McKay taken in on abuse charges, several ideas in hospital after years of aggressive "kick-arounds"; many ideas permanently damaged.

But isn't Kenny immortal? They gave him an explanation, granted it is weird and doesn't fit well, but when has South Park ever wanted to fit? I watch the show because its hilarious, and that's pretty much it.

"Mr. Feldman, please quit "trying on" the Locks of Love donations, you're very sweaty and high, and you might ruin them" - Concerned Bystander