I feel like Henry Rollins ate Takeshi, and Gorburger just had to provide a cover for his crazy ass.

"I'd let Bradley Cooper rope me up with his big six-shooter anytime"

Talk to a Glassjaw fan about waiting for music :(

Thanks, BROTHER.

The only reaction I have to this is to put on and tear in half every t-shirt I own.

Yeah, that entire situation could have been much worse than it thankfully wasn't. I couldn't imagine going through something like that.

I'm from deep western PA, so the imbreds aren't going to affect my time if I go, and I plan to, because the new Baroness album is the tits. I have no intention of seeing Daniel Tosh, but if I do, I hope I don't involuntarily swing a fist at his smug ass-face.

Drunkenship of Lanterns is the shit. Is that a phrase people still use? The shit. Thee Shit. The shit. Hmmm!

I don't have a caption. I just want to point out that he looks like he smells like shit.

I don't have a caption. I just want to point out that he looks like he smells like shit.

"A race of one-eyed beings

"A race of one-eyed beings

That is a perfect description.

That is a perfect description.

I usually have the biggest Masto-boner around, but that fuckin' lady from The Alabama Shakes is really freaking me out. Like….really.

I usually have the biggest Masto-boner around, but that fuckin' lady from The Alabama Shakes is really freaking me out. Like….really.

'Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me"

'Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me"

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