it's all of the above. Plus more. For example, I lived in a town that had housed one of the stronghold residential schools. It remained open until the 1980's when one night it mysteriously ( or not) burned to the ground. Because generations of families in that community, which catered to several different…

remember when people lost their shit about kendall jenner vacationing in saudi or dubai? this is what they should pay attention to

Ballsmcgee also does this - but he hangs the wet towel OVER THE DOOR THAT HAS TOWEL HOOKS ON THEM. I'm like, are you a fucking psychopath?

My partner will get up after I've gone I bed, get food and drinks, and fall asleep with them in his hands once or twice a month. I've woken up to a bed full of spilled chips, candies, and once an entire cup of coffee spilled all over the bed. I'd much rather wake up to him jacking off than rolling over into a puddle…

PATRICK. JUICE.

There are people who think masturbation in a relationship constitutes cheating. Most of us refer to those people as "complete fucking lunatics."

Might as well lend a hand. It can be awfully hard to get back to sleep when someone's working the ol sour cream rifle next to you.

I'm down for whatever, as long as I don't wake up to a flurry of twat mist in a forest of cock shafts.

Typically I just yell "Last one to finish does the dishes" and make it a race.

"Save your protest energy for more important matters, like wet towels on the bed."

I just say with increasing volume, "fap fap Fap FAP FAP FAP FAP". It usually gets a laugh out of him.

I hope so, cause I once read a terrifying statistic about how common nun rape is - because they won't report it to the police, so they "perfect victims".

I'm gonna guess she had a taste of the heavenly host, ifyouknowwhatImean.

Let's call it what it is: I don't feel like attending my fucking running club tonight because I'm bloated, exhausted, and bleeding profusely every time I sneeze. If I had to do hill repeats on my period, I'd probably hemorrhage and die, discomforting our running coach who has legit shat himself during a marathon but…

re: American Sniper

Victorian Sex Ghost is the best description of Brand I've ever read.

And for the budding Boy Scout in your family, here are some fun knots to try out.