Yeah, I feel sad for him. I hope he is able to overcome what I'm sure has been a lifetime of hardship thanks to this mixed blessing and find a fulfilling sex life that doesn't involve literally fucking someone inside out.

He reminds me of the internet sensation girl who raged hard after she was politely "broken up with" after two weeks of seeing each other. With her owning an apartment and having two published (self-published) books as her claim to fame and eternal awesomeness.

Yeah definitely. #NotMyKink and all so I know my criticism is unfair. I think if this was presented as pure fiction, which this does happen in erotic fiction, it wouldn't skeeve me as much. Because you know, whatever it's imagination, not my kink, etc. But as he's presenting it as an actual story about gleefully…

Pain is fine by me. Prolapsing body parts, not so much. That's pretty different than the desire to leave someone sore, bruised, achy, not good at walking, etc. As a BDSM person there's a pretty big line between pain and actual prolapse/medical emergency.

Exactly. I see her on her side, smoking a pre/post/para?coital cigarette saying, calmly, "no, let's put everything back where it belongs." Ummm, no.

I thought your piece was a strong, unbiased work of investigative journalism, AS PER USUAL!

His description of pussies made me think of the "bags made of sand" boobs quote from 40 year old virgin.

He sounds like a dick.

He's claiming that he ripped a woman's cervix from her body and that her response to that was to debate him?? This represents a deep failure of imagination on his part.

I guess it's for the type of person who likes to pussyfoot around.

[furiously masturbates to this comment]

I am very invested in my job. Several typos that were almost immediately fixed don't really speak to how invested I am in my job or not. The fact that I have this blogging format downloaded onto every one of my electronic devices to write stories as quickly as possible if/when they break? Maybe a little more so. All…

Maybe if more people were PUNK ROCK it would.

I mean GOOD FOR HER.

A priest once told me a joke about easter porn. You know, when Jesus gets nailed.

I told a joke to my old boss once. He was Catholic, I am Catholic, I figured he would enjoy it: What do you call a sleepwalking nun?