We were all young and stupid and banged our dads. She's right on track.

Young lady approached me on the bus—

Was it the iron-worker who was a secret libertarian

I read that as "iron worker who was a secret librarian," and I was like, "dreamboat!"

1) An Irish guy who purposely mooned me and my friend at a pizza place in NYC. He was wearing a kilt. We banged on a couch in my friend's dorm room. I think the kilt stayed on.

The guy whose "thing" was being barefoot all the time. Barefoot Dave.

I've been holding on to this gif for a long time, not sure where I could put it. Now I know. I'll just leave this right here.

Oh. Now I get it.

"And both girls died in a car accident on prom night" is what really did me in.

Also frigate birds

All this reminds me of is this bird called a Sage-Grouse.

Who did they entrust to do the photoshopping? Is there some super-enlightened Orthodox guy working for the newspaper who can handle looking at female politicians without being overcome with lust?

they should have just MS paint scribbled over her and then put an arrow and wrote NOT A GIRL

It's like being smothered by a large, aggressive ginkgo leaf.

A pretty tail always gets some tail.

Jumping animals are my favorite thing (FYI, that is a gliding snake in the first gif, just saying):

My favorite is "claims to be Feminist and super understanding, then blames you for not being over your rape already and it makes him feel bad."

Actual male feminists are the greatest! Like my dad, who did most of the parenting and showed me from birth that gender roles are bullshit. Or my friend who set me straight a long time ago when I said something truly ignorant about, "How can it be rape if the person doesn't try to say no or resist?" Or like a lot of…