Cock is the only one of those catch all penis words that makes me actively hot when I say it. Dick is someone's name. Penis is neutral. Cock makes me think of throbbing hardness, and gets me wet. Obviously, I use the word that gets me most wet.

seeeee that's where I get kinda pants tingly but I'm into that as long as it's paired with a bit of a chokehold and some slapping.

Cock, cunt and fuck always struck me as a complete set. All equally succinct and visceral. I can see how some would find them a bet aggressive.

As a guy, I think "cock" is sexier than "dick," it has a fuller sound (dick has that thin "i" sound, and no one wants their penis to sound thin), but I realize I might be a minority here, and I guess women might feel better saying "dick" vs. "cock." I suppose "cock" is a little bit dirtier or whatever.

CLAM. NO.

Infected with a can of Bud Lite.

Vulva, while correct and appropriate in a whole lot of settings is fucking terrible for sex. If a guy commented on my vulva during sex, I can assure you that his dick would be nowhere near anything of mine.

Dick dungeon?

I watched part of the interview. I really never thought Bush was a bad guy- a bad president, but I think he was always well intentioned. He just should have done something other than go into politics.

My impression was that the hashtag isn't for educating black people about how nice the cops are to white people, but educating fellow white people on their own hypocrisy. It's a lot harder to say that these murdered black men were thugs and criminals who "got what they deserved" when white people admit to the same…

It certainly could be much, much worse. Om nom nom...

I really like Mulcair, despite — nay, because — he looks like he eats babies for breakfast.

Those socks though :(

Word. My husband has a big butt and really muscular thighs, and he complains because even "loose fit" jeans are tight there. Meanwhile I'm like, "uh huh, you should turn around so I can see how badly they fit." He tells me he's not a piece of meat.

"Penetration by any object 'associated with violence'"

I'm guessing they are following Australia's logic, which bans female ejaculation as a form of urolagnia, even though it's pretty well proven that it's not, in fact, urine.

So facefucking and male ejaculation are banned too?

Facesitting, huh? Face-fucking still encouraged, though, I presume.

Well shit, now they have to re-write the whole fifth season of Downton Abbey.