JUST ASKING QUESTIONS

Hi Robby! Thanks for stopping by! One small correction: I don't think you've ever "reported" a goddamn thing in your life. (And because I know you're going to do this, either here or in my Twitter mentions, which you and your friends are currently stink-clouding up with your Feelings, I have a master's degree in…

I'll tell you what Rolling Stone story is a fuckin' hoax: "The 500 Greatest Songs of All Time." "Imagine" at #3? Bull. SHIT. I could pull a better song out of my ass!

Ah yes, the fame and fortune that come from fabricating a story about your gang rape! What riches and notoriety await those women who spin a delightful yarn about being violated ten ways from Sunday! What exciting prizes and praise are bestowed upon them as they pretend to have been assaulted by beer bottles and/or…

I think you mean Schrödinger's scat, ;)

Meh. I expected worse

Society wants women to courageously fight back against their attackers and be brutalized doing so because it fuels the media machine that is powered by sexualizing violence against women. They'd rather have a dead martyr than a living victim who might say things that hurt their feelings, because that martyr no longer…

Women can't win. If we stay silent about our harassment/abuse, people will blame us for not saying anything. If we DON'T stay silent, we're still condemned or worse, killed. When are people finally going to understand that WE are not responsible for the actions of men? This man was so insulted that a woman would…

I always have a chuckle at people who passive aggressively take to social media to tell others they need to have more class.

I did a lot of procrasturbation while writing my thesis and highly endorse it.

Funerals?

"I will also tell you this: There is nothing more romantic than someone telling you that they masturbated before they came to see you. "

For the Game of Thrones fans, this was the first thing I thought of when I read about "doing the Finger Dance." (For the non-fans, it turns out not to be anything as nice as masturbating.)

More like....

Some of the shortlisted words: "klittra," "pulla," "selfa."

O'Keeffing

Natalie Dormer and Henry Cavill mentioned in the same dirt bag?! Long live Anne Boleyn and Charles Brandon, Duke of Suffolk!!!!11!

That last point about bigger loads made me think of this picture. I'm....not really sure why.

Just when you think we've hit

I have an idea for new DLC!