yikes! God damn, I'm so sorry.

I want my children to carry my name because I want to keep my family name alive in Canada, since we're first generation immigrants. At least, that's why I initially wanted to do that.

I don't like hyphenating so I suggested to my girlfriend that we flip a coin for each kid.

You're not really making much of an argument. You just keep repeating the same thing over and over again without really taking the time to consider the counterargument or to cite contrary factual evidence proving your point. All you do is cite vague decontextualized principles about punishment after trial which are…

loool, he literally walked in on it happening. You don't presume innocence when you walk in on somebody murdering someone. It makes sense when there's a reasonable doubt, not so much when you catch someone with their dick stuck halfway up someone.

If you walked in on someone stabbing someone you wouldn't go: "Oh shit,…

I don't know man, rape is a crime last time I checked. Hard to justify the alternate point of view when you're literally caught with your pants down.

It absolutely does have a rational basis in law and the spirit of the law. You should try reading it sometime instead of spouting off half-cocked.

Under normal circumstances that's absolutely true, but not when you're witnessing a crime. There's a reason the legal system forgoes treating people as criminals when they respond to a crime. It makes sense to overlook punishment for people who act in the spirit of the law. It would be a different story if he had…

Okay, let's just assume for a second that someone who just walked in on someone he loves being raped is even capable of rationally limiting his reaction to be proportionate to the necessary force to make the uncle leave the home.

That hierarchy is only valid if your aim is only to stop a situation. If this man's aim…

My girlfriend and I have been together 6 years and it's really frustrating to have different sex drives. Mine is really high and hers seems normal-ish. It used to be higher when she wasn't on birth control because she'd get really horny during her period and when she was ovulating. 4 out of 6 years have been full of…

You should check out Coquette's "hatefuck" mix for a variety of slow and fast sex jams.

I don't know your husband and you're obviously the expert but you might be surprised at how receptive he would be to being asked to do things for you. Maybe some other Jezebel guys can back me up on this one but I get very turned on:

Well, he didn't kill him. That's the only excess I can see.

lol WUT? You allow people to kill other people in self defence, but defending someone else from being violated is assault? wowwwwwwww

Oh, does the queen of controversy need to check herself? Does she need to stop doing the thing that made her famous? Or do people need to stop paying attention to her because she's always been basic?

She's always been a selfish out of touch white lady, she's just not young anymore. People are way less forgiving when they no longer feel like fucking you.

Man, riot police should wear these.

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Strange choice for a cover photo considering the topic.

Quiet night with my best friends: drinking, talking and laughing at a local city councillor's house that one of my friends is sitting for. Cute Dog, cute cat, weird gecko that all like to cuddle. Heaven.

"But unlike us, monkeys that are heavy drinkers make better leaders, respected by other monkeys"

HAH! Has this guy ever met a politician?

Let me know when your country stops being an imperial superpower that directly benefits from and endorses slave labour so that you can enjoy cheap clothes, the illusion of democracy, and a sense of smug self righteousness.