And I hope yours stops being an imperial superpower that directly benefits and endorses slave labour so that you can enjoy cheap clothes, the illusion of democracy, and a sense of smug self righteousness.

I met this girl at a camp who told me the story of how she got revenge on her boyfriend for cheating on her. She ran her car headlong into his parked truck and destroyed it, but that was the least of it. She then fucked his best friend in a threesome with her best friend and sent him pictures.

lol, did you stumble onto the wrong website?

I don't understand the people who think it's reasonable to expect black (or any other oppressed group of) people to be polite about asking for their basic human rights.

You're not considering how she must sound when she cums. That's the kind of thing that could make a marriage.

"Asian people will humbly and unquestioningly obey procedure even if that means crashing an airplane"

is joke bleh

I'm all ears. Shoot.

Hate-watching isn't a thing. You can't observe this kind of thing without tacitly participating. People who think they're better than the people they're tuning in every week to see are suffering from a pretty hilarious case of cognitive dissonance.

why fuck him then?

Nobody celebrates Christmas on the 25th in Russia, duh.

As if she added hair to the balls!

Kitteh

Zeb...the Destroyer??

"Fucking me is like stepping on a land mine and dying"

Bring up your concern. Ask her if there are no-go words or topics. Apologize in advance if you get carried away. Remind her to tell you to stop if she doesn't like where you're going and promise not to get sulky if she does.

Don't get discouraged if it takes a few times to get into the groove. Don't be too worried…

hahahaha this is my girlfriend all over.

does taint come up as a thing?? I've never had a situation during sex where someone was specifying the point between genitals and asshole.

unfortunately

foreborn is forearmed