Incorrect hot take. The hottest take is to grow the curls EVEN LONGER. There will be no satisfaction until the ringlets run down his face to his chin.

Okay, but imagine being a descendant of Mussolini in the 21st century and never having an “are we the baddies” moment

I’m a Mainer. I’ve tried calling Senator Collins for WEEKS and all her voicemailboxes ate full. Nobody answers the phone. Senator King - got through to a nice young man on first call and had a great conversation. And then the day Dr. Ford & Kavenaugh testifies.... I was saddened, nauseated, enraged... over the course…

Or:

1. So what? Not everything that is legal is moral, and not everything that is illegal is immoral. An 18 year old sleeping with a 17 year old isn’t inherently immoral even if it might be illegal by the laws of a certain state. A 33 year old sleeping with a 16 year old is troubling, at best, even it is legal.

As a woman who is barely on Jalopnik I went into the comments with trepidation. There’s def some shitty takes on here but your comment was well thought out and measured.

Thank you, Jalopnik, for posting this. A lot of people on your twitter reacted angrily- “He’s dead so what does it matter” and “wow this has nothing to do with cars”. But its important, because he WAS such a big part of the auto community and because F&F is part of modern automotive culture. It’s creepy and predatory- …

Wow I didn’t know this. I’m mad that this changes my image of him. It’s sick. But we need to start addressing it the same time we address Jared Letos underage relationships and why he gets a pass. 

Maybe this is just me speaking for myself, but I think dating someone less than half your age is intrinsically creepy.

Goodyear’s negligence has killed people, and Jalopnik should report on every single aspect of this until they’re properly held to account for their actions.

Kudos to Jalopnik writers.

Can’t believe you’re just ignoring the pained look his face will have, which truly tells us more about what’s in his heart (which is all that matters) than his vote. I’m Chuck Todd.

So get all that shit off the back of your Audi A6. Jeez, man.

YEAH.

Orlando Sentinel - Viral video shows deputy smashing car window to let trapped bear escape

So you’re saying he popped when he should have locked?

The lava pouring into the ocean is also raising sea levels.

I one time did the edamame one :(

YEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!