As soon as I saw the pic, I was like “THIS BETTER MENTION THE DUAL REAL WIPERS” and bam, first sentence.  

Dave was so taken aback by how much things had changed. He started wondering whatever happened to predictability.

References are not puns.

You really do think?

And the cross-eyed bear that he gave to her...

I wouldn’t want to admit having gone down on Dave Coulier in the theater either.

Or, never groom a child to date you as soon as they turn 18, fuck them, and dump them. Because that’s shitty af.

dated for two years in 1992 when she was 18 and he was 33...

When Dave first heard the song, he was probably thinking at that moment that life has a funny way of sneaking up on you. When you think everything’s okay and a everything’s going going right. And life has funny way of helping you out. When you think everything’s gone wrong. And everything blows up in your face.

I don’t care how odd the current times may be in the car market but, it’s a used car. It’s not an investment. 

You can’t just say you have a pink Golf R and not add a photo.

“You do not need a heated steering wheel in Seattle.”

I can’t believe people bought these new. Having dodged that bullet why would you buy one used? NFD.

Ugh, talk about bastardization of the word “classic”....

Who votes NP for garbage like this? ND at any price over about tree fiddy. 

It’s a good thing the seller likes the car, because it won’t be going anywhere at that price.

HOW COULD ANYONE DO THIS TO A HONDA?

Maybe the producers of the next F&F movie can buy it and blow it up or something.

Maybe if the seller pays me, I’ll pick it up and haul it away for him.

This poor Civic did nothing to deserve this fate. Makes me sad.