Looks to be in great shape, but my assumption is the interior reeks of strawberry-banana vape juice... I love these cars, but without fail, anytime I see one on the road there’s some sketchy, flatbill jabroni behind the wheel. No thanks. 

Looks damn good, but you just know it’s been hooned nonstop . . . that’s the whole point of owning one of these.

The dealerships need to employ secret shoppers like other industries do.

I spent 7+ years working at McDonald’s, and we lived in constant fear of “the shopper”. We were a franchise store, but we could get royally screwed by corporate if we got shopped and didn’t meet our criteria. It happened a few times. Managers were…

Good thing it’s sarcasm.

Yeah, I’d write a check for this one, if it checked out. I’ve always liked the look of these and have had other Mazdas, so I know their quality.

No dice, this one is cheaper.

$30K for a twenty year old American shitbox! $30k! Are you fucking kidding me?

One exorcist style barf by my daughter really needed a strip down to the metal in our minivan.   We traded it in winter so the funk wasn't as noticeable.   That level of clean and replace would easily have been over 1k.

My sister sent me a link to this video a few days ago, the article explained that the lady “soiled” the back seat by shitting all over it, causing over $1,200 in damage to the vehicle.

Here’s what I learned purchasing a car recently: Yes, it’s completely blown out, but the kind of vehicle you are purchasing matters.

Do you have $40k to drop on a nice, quirky Cars and Coffee ride? Do you really love wagons? Do you really love Cadillac? Then maybe this is a nice price for you.

I fill my tires with a custom blend of 78% nitrogen, 21% oxygen, and 1% secret sauce. Only costs me $198 though, because I do it at home.

Looks like they didn’t even blow their whole load here either. They saved the extended warranty pressure sale for when you actually arrived at the dealership.

This CPA say you are 110% correct with that advice!

No offense, but the buyer would almost certainly be best off buying out his lease and waiting until the inventory situation improves before replacing it. I’m also at the tail-end of a lease for a vehicle I don’t particularly love. I’m looking forward to driving something else, but I’m buying it out and waiting at…

“Elon Musk hates government regulation and yet his company keeps offering the best argument for it.”

No Dice! We drove one of our BMWs to 207K with regular dealer servicing and it was fine when we sold it (needed a bigger backseat for grandkids . . .) and ours was a 2007 model. So I can say the mileage on this one is way too high for the asking price. No dealer or any private party is going to fork over that much…

Apparently it’s no dice week at Jalopnik, because there is no god damn way a sane person would ever pay $13k for a 230k BMW.

That has all the appeal of a cup of chicken fat with a hair in it.

“Here’s a worked over project with an engine that needs rebuilt. $12,950.”