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i know, what a miserable prick! wanting to not endure people bringing unpaid, loud stowaways onto a close quarters flying metal tube for hours on end. i am the one who is being selfish. why am i not more sympathetic to other people’s screaming offspring that they brought on the plane for free.

I wouldn’t want to inconvenience a seat-neighbor with my lap kid who is definitely not going to sit quietly for the entire flight

i was entitled to my seat that i paid for and checked in early on. they trumped that simply because they brought an unpaid passenger? yeah, no.

my parents never ever flew with me.

that’s the attitude that bothers me. it’s the idea now that people take on personal responsibilities (babies and dogs especially) and then they don’t feel as if they need to make any social sacrifices and, in turn, they impose on everyone else in the name it. babies crying in breweries/bars, flying (obviously), babies…

Everything else can be handled with a screen. Cram a few movies on your iPad/Kindle/phone and you should be set.

“you paid the same amount of money to be on that flight that they paid.”

This guy knows what he is talking about.

Don’t be crazy. A pet carrier in the cargo area in the luggage bay works just fine.

My 11 month old will be flying for the third time soon. The painters tape might work. He’s too young for most other distractions listed.

Have fun pushing your car home if you ever total it. Have you ever considered how bad traffic would be if tow trucks weren’t clearing the dozens to hundreds of disabling wrecks that happen daily in big cities?

Which would be the correct answer.

This works quite well.

I was prepared for this to be a “Short Debate” article that simple said, “Don’t.”

Fuck traffic scofflaws. Who obviously have enough money to pay their fines.

How is it still 2016 and we have people filming in portrait mode?

I’m not saying it’s right and that there isn’t something inherently wrong with me, but every time I see a debadged car my very first thought is “douchebag”

I did this once. Realized how stupid the car looked afterwards and vowed to never do it again. It’s right up there with removing the interior to make a car lighter or taking off the AC for the same reason.